Post Number: 1294
|Posted on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 7:32 am: |
From The Jazz Guitar Gazette <firstname.lastname@example.org>
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
Mike (always looking for a smile)
Post Number: 456
|Posted on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 9:06 am: |
Thanks Mike !!
This is the best play on " Music Theory Terminology: that I have ever heard !!!!! You put a BIG smile on my face. I can't wait to pass it on to some of my friends, especially Jerry, the PhD. music teacher/ Pianist.
Post Number: 26
|Posted on Monday, November 02, 2009 - 9:03 pm: |
Post Number: 9
|Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2011 - 4:17 pm: |
Post Number: 1518
|Posted on Wednesday, June 08, 2011 - 6:45 pm: |
Excellent, Thanks Mike!
Post Number: 1007
|Posted on Friday, July 15, 2011 - 12:50 pm: |
That made me snicker and snort. Music theory jokes for the win!