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lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4924
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2011 - 8:46 am:   Edit Post

Enjoy!

Camaro or Wife

Bill, tgo
fc_spoiler
Senior Member
Username: fc_spoiler

Post Number: 1296
Registered: 5-2006
Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2011 - 9:54 am:   Edit Post

I miss a picture of the (soon ex) wife... :-(

Sorry, I have to post it for those who haven't seen the "Whippet's Dinkle Lady ad"


quote:

IM SELLING OFF MY UNFAITHFULL HUSBANDS PRIZE POSSESION

[NO NOT ME!] HIS F*****G BASS GUITAR ALONG WITH

ORIGINAL FLIGHT CASE ALTHOUGH HE NEVA FLEW NOR TOURED ANYWHERE COZ HES A F*****G W****R!

& ONLY EVER PLAYED WITH HIMSELF!!!



APARENTLY ITíS AN ACTIVE JAYDEE SUPERNATURAL & IS

SUPPOSED TO BE THE WHIPPETS DINKLE & USED BY THE LIKES OF HIS BASS HERO [GAY OR WOT?] MARK KINK WHICH MEANS

F**K ALL TO ME OR THE KIDS TO US IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A

FANCY PLANK OF F*****G WOOD, WITH STRINGS ATTACHED!

BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS

LUMP OF F*****G TIMBER THING!

THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION]

SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE!

I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT

ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS F*****G CREDIT!



I DONT KNOW IF IT WORKS OR HOW IT WORKS OR

WHY ANY F*****G IDIOT WOULD WANT IT TO WORK

& AS HE NEVER WORKED

THEY WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

UNLIKE HIS NEW F*****G GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!

0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY

[AS I DON`T WANT ANOTHER F*****G BASS PLAYER NEAR MY F*****G HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!]

AND NO I DONíT HAVE THAT F*****G TORRETTS

MY P**S IS @ WWW.BOILING POINT!!!




Priceless!
elwoodblue
Senior Member
Username: elwoodblue

Post Number: 1277
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2011 - 9:55 am:   Edit Post

Wow...very thorough description,
LOL
terryc
Senior Member
Username: terryc

Post Number: 1654
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2011 - 1:23 pm:   Edit Post

[moderator's edit: edited for content]

(Message edited by davehouck on August 08, 2011)

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