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2400wattman
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Post Number: 777
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 8:10 pm:   Edit Post

" Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks!"
Slim Pickins'

"Watch me faggots!"
Dom DeLuise

" Oh baby..15 is my limit on schnitzengroovin'"
Clevon Little
hb3
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Post Number: 471
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 8:37 pm:   Edit Post

"No, gone blame it dang blammit!"
dluxe
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Post Number: 76
Registered: 11-2009
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 9:41 pm:   Edit Post

Cowboy: How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? Mr. Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.
lbpesq
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Post Number: 4331
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:00 pm:   Edit Post

"I get no kick from Champagne"
The railroad workers

"It's twoo, it's twoo!"
Madeline Kahn
smokinbear
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Post Number: 71
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:05 pm:   Edit Post

"Badges?....We don't need no stinkin badges." -Mexican bandit
smokinbear
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Post Number: 72
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:07 pm:   Edit Post

"Hey where all the white women at??" - Clevon Little
smokinbear
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Post Number: 73
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:11 pm:   Edit Post

"Golly Mr. Lamar you use your mouth purtier than a $ 20 dollar whore."-Slim Pickens
smokinbear
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Post Number: 74
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:14 pm:   Edit Post

"Now go do that voodoo like you do sooooooo well!!!"- Heddy("Thats Heddley) Lamar
smokinbear
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Post Number: 75
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:17 pm:   Edit Post

"Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload a dimes!"- Slim Pickens
smokinbear
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Post Number: 76
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 10:22 pm:   Edit Post

"What in the wide world a sports is a goin on here?" -Slim Pickens
(sorry tryin to run up my post count :-) + it's my all time favorite movie ever!!!)
keith_h
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Post Number: 1533
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 5:06 am:   Edit Post

"Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor." - Hedley Lamar

"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?" - Jim
terryc
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Post Number: 1163
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 6:01 am:   Edit Post

"Anyone moves ..." as Cleavon Little hold a gun to his own head

[moderator's edit: this post has been edited for content outside the posting guidelines]

(Message edited by davehouck on March 24, 2010)
fmm
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Post Number: 293
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 6:10 am:   Edit Post

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!
Taggart: [finally finding a pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?
chuckc
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Post Number: 68
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 7:10 am:   Edit Post

Railroad worker to Cleavon Little " Man they said you was hung"

Cleavon Little " Yea and they was right"
benson_murrensun
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Post Number: 231
Registered: 5-2007
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 9:16 am:   Edit Post

"No... Mongo straight."
the_jester
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Post Number: 116
Registered: 2-2010
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 6:55 pm:   Edit Post

I am offended by this thread... I revoke my membership as of today.
slawie
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Post Number: 171
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 7:45 pm:   Edit Post

Chaps,

I guess this is as "Miscellaneous" as it can get.

Poor form!

slawie
j_gary
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Post Number: 277
Registered: 6-2005
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 9:16 pm:   Edit Post

Yea, what's up smokinbear, you & Slim don't like nickles?
dluxe
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Post Number: 77
Registered: 11-2009
Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 - 9:26 pm:   Edit Post

Hard to think that this movie came out 36 years ago. It is a classic.

Blazing Saddles is a 1974 satirical Western comedy film directed by Mel Brooks. Starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, it was written by Brooks, Andrew Bergman, Richard Pryor, Norman Steinberg, and Al Uger, and was based on Bergman's story and draft. The movie was nominated for three Academy Awards, and is considered one of the great American comedies, coming in at number six on AFI's 100 Years.
funkyjazzjunky
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Post Number: 555
Registered: 5-2007
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 7:31 am:   Edit Post

The movie contains a number of scened that are both funny and racist.

Vann-Di Galloway
hydrargyrum
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Post Number: 766
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 7:50 am:   Edit Post

I'm sure everyone has their own interpretation, but to me the movie always seemed to be pointing out how ignorant racism is. The quote about the towns-folk not accepting the new sheriff because he's black, for instance: "What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons." I don't think that the movie was ever intended in a hateful spirit to black folks, and in fact, quite the opposite.
smokinbear
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Post Number: 79
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 9:31 am:   Edit Post

"Mongo just pawn in game of life."- Mongo
smokinbear
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Post Number: 80
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 9:34 am:   Edit Post

"It's ok Taggert , just a man and his horse being hanged."-Hedley Lamar
afrobeat_fool
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Post Number: 163
Registered: 7-2009
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 11:33 am:   Edit Post

I read a few years ago in an interview with Mel Brooks, that he wrote all of the Cleavon Little lines and Richard Prior wrote all the White people jokes. You can see, in the credits, that Rich was co-writer of this project, and was going to play the main role, till contract negotioations fell apart. Also, Gene Wilder was a last minute substitute.


"I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they promise the moon. They keep on coming and going and going and cumming, and always too soon." Madelene Kahn
hb3
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Post Number: 472
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 2:08 pm:   Edit Post

"I am offended by this thread... I revoke my membership as of today."

Are you serious?

Guess he is....
benson_murrensun
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Post Number: 236
Registered: 5-2007
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 2:43 pm:   Edit Post

Do we need to get into History of the World?

"It's good to be the king."
smokinbear
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Post Number: 82
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 3:55 pm:   Edit Post

"Pawn jump Queen, Knight jump Queen, Gangbang!!!!!!
hb3
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Post Number: 473
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 4:04 pm:   Edit Post

That's the last of the great ones, I think. Does it have memorable lines beyond "It's good to be the king," though?
keith_h
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Post Number: 1542
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 4:07 pm:   Edit Post

"Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!" - Harvey Korman as Count de Monet (aka Count da Money).

Keith
dluxe
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Post Number: 78
Registered: 11-2009
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 5:35 pm:   Edit Post

The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
hb3
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Post Number: 474
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 5:43 pm:   Edit Post

Oh yeah! That's a good one.
lbpesq
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Post Number: 4337
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 8:57 pm:   Edit Post

I particularly liked the chariot chase with the giant joint.

Bill, tgo
dadabass2001
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Post Number: 1376
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 - 12:18 pm:   Edit Post

"Do we have an opening that this man might fit?" - Madeline Kahn
The concept of a "stand-up philosopher" bears some scrutiny as well...
Mike
flaxattack
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Post Number: 2353
Registered: 4-2004
Posted on Monday, March 15, 2010 - 9:19 pm:   Edit Post

i saw this movie in canarsie tripping my brains out on some lovely blotter.
had no clue what the movie was about-

the best part was - the blacks laughed at the white jokes, the whites laughed at the black jokes, the jews and chinese laughed at their jokes and everyone laughed at the irish jokes...

IS IT TRWOO?
HAL SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES?
?????
some more shnitzengruben?
musashi
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Post Number: 75
Registered: 5-2004
Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2010 - 6:56 am:   Edit Post

Hey Moderator Dave,

I want to go on record as being against the "n" word showing up on the Alembic site and would respectfully ask that you delete the post. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't leave the word "c@#t" up if someone had posted that-- whether or not quoting someone or for humorous effect... And the "n" word is much, much, much more offensive than that term.

What would the effect be should somebody google the "n" word and Alembic's name were to show up?

musashi
davehouck
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Post Number: 9196
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2010 - 8:41 am:   Edit Post

Said post has been edited; and this thread is closed.

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