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mica
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Username: mica

Post Number: 6476
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Friday, December 04, 2009 - 3:21 pm:   Edit Post

Just in time for holiday gift giving or scroogian keep-it-for-yourselvies, two Maple cutting boards to grace your kitchen:

cutting boards

Each one has four 3M rubber feet attached with stainless steel screws on the underside. Coated with a food-safe oil finish. Your choice of Point or Tribute shape.

These examples are the least beautiful ones in the run, so you can be assured yours will look even nicer!

You can order in the store and use coupon code CB-12 to save $6. If you order more than one, we will make sure the $6 discount shows up on all cutting boards. The coupon expires on December 20, and shipments will start no later than December 14.

There's only about 30 of each of these styles available, and we don't make them every year. Enjoy!
jazzyvee
Senior Member
Username: jazzyvee

Post Number: 1794
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Saturday, December 05, 2009 - 10:05 am:   Edit Post

Are these the only shapes you plan to do for cutting boards?

Jazzyvee
mica
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Username: mica

Post Number: 6478
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 - 4:23 pm:   Edit Post

For now it's the only shapes we've offering. It's possible we'll add other ones in coming years.
mario_farufyno
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Username: mario_farufyno

Post Number: 375
Registered: 9-2008
Posted on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 - 12:58 pm:   Edit Post

Well, Hal with a chainsaw can make some Tomahawk shapes from the Series board... DIY!
toma_hawk01
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Username: toma_hawk01

Post Number: 433
Registered: 9-2009
Posted on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 - 2:04 pm:   Edit Post

LOL!!!

I would rather grace my studio with the real Toma_Hawk.

Personally, I wouldn't want any Alembic cutting board, unless I had the bass to match it...

Just like, I don't want a Mercedes key charm, unless it came with the keys and the whole car too.

I am sitting here laughing big time...

Can you imagine somebody saying:

"Hey everybody I have an Alembic too!"

Then they would wip-out a cutting board and say: "See, here it is BAM! I'll be getting the strings tomorrow..."

LOL!



(Message edited by toma_hawk01 on December 09, 2009)
ajdover
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Username: ajdover

Post Number: 783
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 - 2:14 pm:   Edit Post

Well, I was the first to order one (imagine that, as a professional cook and aspiring Chef) - a Tribute model. It will make my kitchen look that much better. Hell, for that matter, it will make my food taste better! ;-)

Alan
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 8989
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 9:15 am:   Edit Post

Alan; I think I read that only vegetables should be prepared on a genuine Alembic cutting board. :-)
hydrargyrum
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Username: hydrargyrum

Post Number: 695
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 11:05 am:   Edit Post

Can I buy three, laminate them together, and make a guitar? Becuase that would be sweet!
lbpesq
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Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4191
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 11:50 am:   Edit Post

Good try, Dave. Thanks for the laugh.

Bill, tgo
dannobasso
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Username: dannobasso

Post Number: 1157
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 2:03 pm:   Edit Post

And those veg should be free range and harvested by cloistered holy men who are karmically aware with polished auras arrayed in hemp garments woven by virgin wiccan.
ajdover
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Username: ajdover

Post Number: 784
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 2:08 pm:   Edit Post

Vegetables? What are those? ;-)
hydrargyrum
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Username: hydrargyrum

Post Number: 697
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 2:58 pm:   Edit Post

The simpsons have a quote for every occasion:

Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4192
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 6:15 pm:   Edit Post

Hey Danno, "hemp garments" ... now you're talkin'! hehehehe

Bill, tgo
toma_hawk01
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Username: toma_hawk01

Post Number: 439
Registered: 9-2009
Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 - 11:31 pm:   Edit Post

Kevin,

I was thinking the same thing. Make a real sandwich, not the kind you eat...
adriaan
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Username: adriaan

Post Number: 2369
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 - 12:19 am:   Edit Post

My wife uses hemp handcream from The Body Shop. It does wonders for her hands but it smells the same as when passing a coffee shop (you know the kind we have in our nick of the woods). It's about as bad as the smell of stale beer in a bar after closing time.
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 8991
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 - 9:56 am:   Edit Post

Adriaan, it's generally considered to be really bad form to describe your spouse as smelling like "stale beer in a bar after closing time".
adriaan
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Username: adriaan

Post Number: 2370
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 - 11:28 am:   Edit Post

I was referring to the handcream --- "it does wonders for her hands but it smells like ..."

Bad joke, Dave - think about your karma!
lbpesq
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Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4196
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 - 11:46 am:   Edit Post

Adriann:

How long has she had it? I well remember the Body Shop line of hemp products. It was delightful to see the large cannabis leaf in the front window of Body Shops in airports all over the country. I used the shampoo and conditioner until they discontinued the products. As I recall they had a problem with some of the products going bad after a period of time. The might explain the "bad" smell.

Bill, tgo
adriaan
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Username: adriaan

Post Number: 2371
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 - 12:36 pm:   Edit Post

Bill, then let's sue the socks off them!
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4198
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 - 3:40 pm:   Edit Post

Adriaan:

It's The Body Shop. They're too cool to wear socks! hehehehe

Bill, tgo
mica
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Username: mica

Post Number: 6508
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 2:11 pm:   Edit Post

I figure I better offer here first for calls of "dibs" but a few extra special cutting boards were created.

#61 is $125:
61

61


#62 is $155:
62

62


You can call "dibs" by post on the Club or email me if you are the more private type. There may be one or two more fancy ones in this run.
mario_farufyno
Advanced Member
Username: mario_farufyno

Post Number: 392
Registered: 9-2008
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 2:46 pm:   Edit Post

Well, I could hang one of those on my wall!
tdukes
Intermediate Member
Username: tdukes

Post Number: 178
Registered: 4-2008
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 2:54 pm:   Edit Post

I want #62. I'll call in a minute or two to pay.

Todd.
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 788
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 2:57 pm:   Edit Post

I'll take # 61.
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 789
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 2:59 pm:   Edit Post

And if there are any more fancy ones ... I'm calling dibs in advance! I am a professional cook, after all!

Alan
mica
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Username: mica

Post Number: 6509
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:34 pm:   Edit Post

I found there were 4 more in the shop - I thought there was only 4 total. Anyway, here's some pics of the others:

#63 $125
63

63

#64 $125
64

64

#65 $125
65

65

#66 $125
66

66
mica
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Username: mica

Post Number: 6510
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:37 pm:   Edit Post

61, 62, 63, 65 are gone
ajdover
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Username: ajdover

Post Number: 790
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:45 pm:   Edit Post

Does that mean me?
I hope so!

Alan
mica
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Username: mica

Post Number: 6511
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:48 pm:   Edit Post

Yes Alan!
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 791
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:48 pm:   Edit Post

I'll take 64 and 66 too.
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 792
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:50 pm:   Edit Post

Coolness!
mica
Moderator
Username: mica

Post Number: 6512
Registered: 6-2000
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 4:59 pm:   Edit Post

Well, I guess that wraps that up!
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 793
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 5:02 pm:   Edit Post

Yes, it does. Literally!

Alan
pauldo
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Username: pauldo

Post Number: 380
Registered: 6-2006
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 5:03 pm:   Edit Post

Merry Christmas!
gregduboc
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Username: gregduboc

Post Number: 287
Registered: 11-2008
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 5:06 pm:   Edit Post

You beat us all Alan!
I guess you are planning to cut some thousands of vegetables for new year's!!!
Congratulations on those cutting boards!

Greg
dannobasso
Senior Member
Username: dannobasso

Post Number: 1177
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 5:11 pm:   Edit Post

Geeze dare chef guy! Youse tryin; tah cornah da markit dare?

Hows many crew dah tays youse makins anyway?

I'm sures youse gots a mandolin fer dat ting dare. I better gets mys cheezeclot before dats gone too!
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 794
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 - 6:27 pm:   Edit Post

Danno:

Crudites? Not many.

Yes, I have a mandoline. Actually, I have three different mandolines.

And yes, grab that cheesecloth before I get it! ;-)

Alan
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4245
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 - 8:12 am:   Edit Post

Well, I obviously got to this thread too late!

Alan: Do you have an old "The Gibson" Mandoline? lol

Bill, tgo
serialnumber12
Senior Member
Username: serialnumber12

Post Number: 630
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 - 9:58 am:   Edit Post

Can you do a old #12 cutting board?

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