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jet_powers
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Username: jet_powers

Post Number: 185
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 4:07 pm:   Edit Post

Not very clever, I know, but mine came with names....

The Rogue
The Exploiter
The Persuader
The Spoiler

Although, some of my band mates have taken to calling the Rogue "The Earthquake Machine"

JP
bob
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Username: bob

Post Number: 325
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 10:53 pm:   Edit Post

JP - I'm sort of in the same league with you and Magni, maybe even a little worse.

"my bass"

I'm not much of a collector, so after getting my 'first' Alembic, I now have "my bass" and "my old bass".

I guess i'm just not into naming stuff, always seemed to have trouble with that, but they both know how much I love them, so it's not a problem, certainly not a lack of affection (even if one of them is only being looked at with fond memories these days...).
-Bob
poor_nigel
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Username: poor_nigel

Post Number: 211
Registered: 7-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 3:50 am:   Edit Post

I have only named one of my Olympics (My neighbor, and old deadhead, actually called them this last week - I have read the jokes about Olympics on here, but it is soooo different when someone actually calls them this). My 20th is named Butterscotch, as it is old and yellowed to a butterscotch coloring on the body. I never call it Butterscotch, except in contexts such as, "Please hand me the butterscotch one." My other Olympic is the brown one. The only bass I have with a 'real' name is my old Les Paul. Old Blue, though it is a dark brown, never leaves the house and may get played once a week or every other week, at the most. However, it is definitely not last in line when polishing and maintenance times come around every season.
rami
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Username: rami

Post Number: 385
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 6:15 pm:   Edit Post

It's funny how names come about. The only Basses I have with names are my custom Alembics. All the others have names like - The '68 Jazz, or my walnut Excel and so on.

"Dark Prince" came about when I saw another featured custom called "The Purple Princess". I figured that since mine was a 36" scale 6 string, I couldn't refer to it with a female name. Also, I remembered that someone once called me that when I was a kid. I went to a really white bread school, and I stood out. Anyway, it stuck for the Bass at least. The original "Dark Prince" soon turned into the "Evil Twin" after all the grief we encountered when it was being made (and even now!). So, I ended up with two Basses!

"Black Byrd" is the name of my current custom. It's also the title of an album by Jazz trumpeter and composer Donald Byrd. Since I discovered him, he's become my all time favorite musician, to the point that I wanted to name my Bass in his honor. As well, "Black Byrd" just sounds so appropriate for an Ebony and Purpleheart Alembic custom.

Everybody now.....Go out and buy the album!!!

Rami
kmh364
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Username: kmh364

Post Number: 548
Registered: 9-2003
Posted on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 - 7:00 pm:   Edit Post

Hey Rami,

Good to have you back amongst the Alembic fold.

Methinks if you had to name all your basses, you (or anyone else for that matter) would probably have a hard time thinking up that many names without repeating yourself, LOL!

Cheers,

Kevin

Me jealous? Naaaaaaaah, LOL!
groovelines
Intermediate Member
Username: groovelines

Post Number: 192
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 5:20 am:   Edit Post

on the lighter side..

Too Many Daves (sic basses)
By: Dr. Suess

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.


Dr. Seuss, what a genius.

for the record, I've never named my basses. It's always been "the (fill in the blank)".
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 892
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 6:30 am:   Edit Post

Dr. Seuss! A nice way to start the morning!
palembic
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Username: palembic

Post Number: 1634
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 8:38 am:   Edit Post

What do you think of:
<my'lembic>
palembic
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Username: palembic

Post Number: 1635
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 8:41 am:   Edit Post

What do you think of:
<my'lembic>
lembic76450
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Username: lembic76450

Post Number: 61
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 9:00 am:   Edit Post

Paul,

Were you calling??
the_mule
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Username: the_mule

Post Number: 272
Registered: 1-2004
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 10:57 am:   Edit Post

Well, things change as time goes by, and so do names apparently. The names I came up with at first sounded nice, but weren't very practical and to be honest, I didn't actually use them very much (those @#$%%! basses never listen anyway!) With Birdy gone (anxiously awaiting my new Glockenklang amp to arrive) it's the 'Walnut Brothers' that remain: monsieurs 'Flame', 'Burl' and 'Graft'...

Wilfred
palembic
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Username: palembic

Post Number: 1636
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 11:24 am:   Edit Post

Hehehehehehehe ... yeah ...can you pass me the mashed potatoes please???
lembic76450
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Username: lembic76450

Post Number: 62
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, September 30, 2004 - 12:24 pm:   Edit Post

Would you like some gravy with those??

grok
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Username: grok

Post Number: 7
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 8:18 pm:   Edit Post

I just got my new '95 Alembic bass, sort of like an Elan with sort of a larger Orion-ish body, and due to its ability to speak in low tones, I decided an Entish name made most sense. But then, its neck is anything but slow, so I need a name conveying more speed, which as anyone knows, is hardly a likely attribute of the Ents. And then it hit me: Quickbeam was considered the closest thing to a hasty Ent by none other than Treebeard himself, and so I grant a fitting name to my new (and only) bass: Quickbeam!

Mark
bracheen
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Username: bracheen

Post Number: 644
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Monday, December 20, 2004 - 8:54 am:   Edit Post

Alright another Tolkienite. Mark The Ent One, or would that cause confusion with Ken The Elvish One? Quickbeam is a good name for a fine bass. I haven't taken time to comment on it in your introductory thread yet but it is very nice indeed.

Sam
urobouros
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Username: urobouros

Post Number: 1
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Tuesday, December 21, 2004 - 11:10 pm:   Edit Post

For close to three decades i have longed for an Alembic guitar. No fancy pedigreed Fender or Gibson or any other would do. For me it would have to be a Northern California homegrown like myself. At last we have found each other. 04T13267. Not quite stone stock. With ebony and purple heart running up the center of her LED illuminated neck. Understated yet relentlessly exquisite. Definately strong woman energy in this one. I am thinking of naming her Susie after Susan "Thor" Wikersham of Alembic.
Those in favor say "aye" those opposed get back to work or go make music.
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 1114
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 5:56 am:   Edit Post

Welcome Peter; sound like you've acquired a very nice guitar. If you care to post some pictures in the Showcase section, we would all love to see them.
richbass939
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Username: richbass939

Post Number: 51
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 7:35 am:   Edit Post

Urobouros, welcome.
By "strong woman energy" do you mean that it can be soft and sweet or strong and kicking A, supportive in the background or taking the lead, depending on the demands of the situation?
Rich
tom_z
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Username: tom_z

Post Number: 86
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 8:38 am:   Edit Post

Welcome Peter from another Nevadan and congratulations on your new Tribute. Enjoy!

By the way - did someone mention pictures?

" . . . Wake up little Susie, wake up . . . "

Tom

(Message edited by tom_z on December 22, 2004)
groovelines
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Username: groovelines

Post Number: 217
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 2:44 pm:   Edit Post

"urobouros"? as in "the worm uroburous"? a great piece of obscure, fantasy literature. (Watch out for the mantichores).
Another tolkeinite and now this. By all means, you should be playing nothing but an Alembic.
Welcome Peter and Mark.
somatic
Junior
Username: somatic

Post Number: 27
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 5:49 am:   Edit Post

My S1 is called Selwyn. Ironically, that's also the name of my brother's pet rubber chicken.
dgcarbu
Junior
Username: dgcarbu

Post Number: 50
Registered: 6-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 8:52 am:   Edit Post

People in the bands I play in have nicknamed my Series I and called it "The Rolls" as in Rolls Royce, or simply "The One".
susan
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Username: susan

Post Number: 84
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 6:17 pm:   Edit Post

Hi Peter,

Welcome and that is one sweet guitar you have there. I'd be pleased if you named her "Susie", so I say Aye!

And speaking of Susie-When I was but a child of 4 or 5 I had a crush on the Everly Brothers, both of them. I sang " Wake up Little Susie" all the time. I was convinced they wrote it for me. It drove my parents nuts. They were almost relieved when I started in on You Ain't Nuthin But a Hound Dog.

Susan
dgcarbu
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Username: dgcarbu

Post Number: 62
Registered: 6-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 6:48 pm:   Edit Post

Hi Peter,

I say Aye, now how about some pics of your new legend "Susie"?

Happy New Year!!!
alembickoa
Junior
Username: alembickoa

Post Number: 33
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Tuesday, January 04, 2005 - 1:55 pm:   Edit Post

"Baby"

nuff said

Regards...
Steve
andrewknight
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Username: andrewknight

Post Number: 53
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 11:35 am:   Edit Post

So far I have:

"The Tribute", aka "The Alembic"

I also have named my other guitars:

"The Schecter"
"The Danalectro"
"The Ibanez"
"The Gibson"
"The Taylor"
"The Strat" (notice that this is the only guitar other than "The Tribute" that was named after the model name)
and
"The Bass"

I guess I am not very original when it comes to names. I have however named our cats, dog and children.




mauibassplayer
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Username: mauibassplayer

Post Number: 3
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Monday, March 07, 2005 - 12:34 am:   Edit Post

Well, since I have only one bass, I just call my Spoiler "my bass".
bigbadbill
Intermediate Member
Username: bigbadbill

Post Number: 159
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 09, 2005 - 2:08 pm:   Edit Post

Well, as many will already know I'm another Tolkien nut and my Triple O is named Sorne-Raama (Eagle-Wing). Hopefully I may be able to post some pics soon.

richbass939
Intermediate Member
Username: richbass939

Post Number: 175
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2005 - 10:42 am:   Edit Post

I've never been one to give names to instruments but my new (1998) Epic 5 has a name.
The background: The pastor at our church has been a real pain in the butt lately. She has a kind-of strange name and we have nicknamed her "Bobinda". When I went into the club posts to show my wife pictures of the Epic, she asked what the top wood is. I said, "Bubinga". She said, "Bobinda"?
We had a good laugh and agreed that my Bubinga Epic 5 will be called "The Reverend".
Rich
keith_h
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Username: keith_h

Post Number: 8
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Thursday, March 10, 2005 - 3:33 pm:   Edit Post

I haven't named instruments. When needing to refer to my guitars/basses I call them:
The/My Orion
The/My Brown Bass
The/My Hagtrom or 8-string Bass
The Jazz Bass ('76' with Jim Williams active
electronics)
The/My Vox Bass
The/My Acoustic Guitar (mid 70's built at sea
Fender but ok for my use)
The/My Fender (62 Stratocaster)

Keith
bassface
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Username: bassface

Post Number: 7
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Sunday, March 13, 2005 - 10:41 pm:   Edit Post

OK, here's an interesting story... I don't think I would usually be the type of person to name my instrument, but I had to.

A couple weeks ago I had a dream - it said Bird on the back of my bass in big letters. In the dream, I didn't want to name it that because it seemed too obvious, but I woke up and named it that. Hopefully I will be chanelling the spirit of Bird through my bass. :-)
petiteblonde
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Username: petiteblonde

Post Number: 2
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 4:44 am:   Edit Post

So I'm not the only one who dreams about basses, every night!? Dozens of them...doesn't get any better than that.
s_wood
Intermediate Member
Username: s_wood

Post Number: 122
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 6:11 pm:   Edit Post

Well, this is a little embarrasing, but I have a BC Rich Eagle bass that I bought new in 1978, long before I could afford an Alembic. I don't play it much these days, as its a 4 string and I play mostly 5 strings these days, and it's not an Alembic. I've had that bass for so long and I know it so well that I call it "The Wife."
Probably, there's a joke somewhere in the fact that I left the wife for a newer, sleeker, better and pretty Alembic, but let's not go there!

palembic
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Username: palembic

Post Number: 1956
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 8:59 pm:   Edit Post

Brother Steve,

hum ...maybe Brother Mike's (oxjr) wife is involved???

Paul the bad one
s_wood
Intermediate Member
Username: s_wood

Post Number: 123
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Tuesday, March 15, 2005 - 6:04 am:   Edit Post

Paul;

Better keep that quiet or I will be sleeping on your sofa :-)
willride3
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Username: willride3

Post Number: 3
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 10:28 am:   Edit Post

I have an Essence 5, 95 model, w/ side led's. Originally, it was known as the bass with runway lights. After a while, the name changed to Melba Kek. I really don't know where it came from, but it stuck.
willride3
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Username: willride3

Post Number: 5
Registered: 3-2005
Posted on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 10:34 am:   Edit Post

I have an Essence 5 w/side led's. Originally it was known as the bass with runway lights. After a while the name changed to Melba Kek. I don't know where the name came from, but it stuck.
serialnumber12
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Username: serialnumber12

Post Number: 165
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Saturday, March 26, 2005 - 7:11 am:   Edit Post

The Relic!"The Relic"

(Message edited by serialnumber12 on March 26, 2005)

(Message edited by serialnumber12 on March 28, 2005)
serialnumber12
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Username: serialnumber12

Post Number: 166
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Saturday, March 26, 2005 - 7:20 am:   Edit Post

"THE RELIC'"(OLD #12)

(Message edited by serialnumber12 on March 26, 2005)

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