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karl
Member Username: karl
Post Number: 90 Registered: 7-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 3:06 am: | |
OK, it's not an Alembic, but I reckon we can sneak it in here as being quite obviously Alembic-inspired. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BASS-GUITAR-SUPERNATURAL-JAYDEE-JAY-DEE-JD_W0QQitemZ320020220878QQihZ011QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem But the real reason I put this here - read the seller's rant - that's one unhappy bunny. There's a warning to us all! K. |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 283 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 3:14 am: | |
...Don't mess with Senior Management |
adriaan
Senior Member Username: adriaan
Post Number: 1015 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 3:19 am: | |
From the tone of the comments, she's middle management. |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 284 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 3:23 am: | |
I don't think she will be managing bass players anymore: "0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY [AS I DON`T WANT ANOTHER ******* BASS PLAYER NEAR MY ******* HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!]" (Message edited by fc_spoiler on August 23, 2006) |
lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq
Post Number: 1570 Registered: 7-2004
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 7:48 am: | |
GREAT READ!!!! This started my day off with a giggle, for sure. And don't overlook the questions and answers. Most entertainment on eBay ... ever! Bill, tgo |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 287 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 7:57 am: | |
Another great quote: "BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS LUMP OF ******* TIMBER THING! THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION] SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE!" |
bumhucker
Junior Username: bumhucker
Post Number: 43 Registered: 3-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 8:02 am: | |
wow. sounds like she's describing a drummer though... (i kid...) |
southpaw
Member Username: southpaw
Post Number: 76 Registered: 12-2004
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 8:47 am: | |
Rule number one: if your wife throws you out, take your basses with you!! |
57basstra
Advanced Member Username: 57basstra
Post Number: 246 Registered: 4-2005
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:14 am: | |
That is the 'Whippets Dinkle". |
57basstra
Advanced Member Username: 57basstra
Post Number: 247 Registered: 4-2005
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:16 am: | |
Oh yeah, and the same as played by the legendary Mark Kink! |
alembic_doctor
Junior Username: alembic_doctor
Post Number: 34 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:23 am: | |
is he from the not so Legendary band "Level 69" |
kmh364
Senior Member Username: kmh364
Post Number: 1991 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:27 am: | |
F*n brilliant, mates! That made my day. |
bsee
Senior Member Username: bsee
Post Number: 1293 Registered: 3-2004
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:32 am: | |
Maybe a fun read, but I'd never bid on it. Who wants to deal with a seller like that? If "she" stuck to being pissed at her ex and was less rude to those asking questions, it might become interesting to a buyer. I say "she" because, in the internet world, who knows if this is reality or just an angle to make a sale. |
2400wattman
Advanced Member Username: 2400wattman
Post Number: 214 Registered: 11-2005
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:44 am: | |
I got her Dinkle hangin'! |
2400wattman
Advanced Member Username: 2400wattman
Post Number: 215 Registered: 11-2005
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:45 am: | |
She probably looks like Andy Capp's wife! |
alembic_doctor
Junior Username: alembic_doctor
Post Number: 35 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 9:45 am: | |
Not that I advocate it, but it may be no wonder this guy cheated on his wife. |
bigideas
Member Username: bigideas
Post Number: 86 Registered: 1-2004
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 11:03 am: | |
hey now, no bashing Flo. she's put up with Andy for a long time. |
jazzyvee
Senior Member Username: jazzyvee
Post Number: 554 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 11:24 am: | |
I'm inclined to think it's a story to get an interest in the bass. However if it sells. Why not. Sex is used to sell many things and so is a scandalous story true or false. Jazzyvee |
bigredbass
Senior Member Username: bigredbass
Post Number: 985 Registered: 9-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 6:04 pm: | |
That is absolutely priceless. Roman Conqueror, Pt. 2. I'd be afraid to bid on that f****** plank, too. Stanley Clunk and Marcus Mumbler, u f****** bass anorak ! ! (Read the questions at the bottom!!) I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This listing was the whippet's dinkle ! ! J o e y |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 289 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 6:10 pm: | |
Somebody is not laughing... But hey, maybe his new girlfriend has a huge Alembic collection... |
jacko
Senior Member Username: jacko
Post Number: 780 Registered: 10-2002
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 8:04 am: | |
It's being discussed on the Bassworld forum. The consensus is that it's a shared profile and the guy has made up the story to get some interest. It'll be interesting to see how much it goes for. graeme |
57basstra
Advanced Member Username: 57basstra
Post Number: 253 Registered: 4-2005
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 8:54 am: | |
Then that is certainly not the 'Whippets Dinkle" and I am sure Mark Kink would be appalled! |
precarius
Intermediate Member Username: precarius
Post Number: 103 Registered: 11-2005
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 3:02 pm: | |
Whippets Dinkle? Maybe I'm losing something in the translation, but why would I want a bass that is comparable to a dog's genetalia? Does it only come out of it's "gig bag" when it is excited? I'd probably come home and catch it humping my Alembic! |
lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq
Post Number: 1572 Registered: 7-2004
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 3:42 pm: | |
It starts as a short scale, but as you start playing it and the music gets hotter it .... on second thought, never mind! By the way, I hope everyone notices that she is talking about bass players, NOT guitarists! nyuk, nyuk! Bill, tgo |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 299 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 3:59 pm: | |
Would you be brave enough to pick it up yourself? If you check the sellers feedback the sxxtload of bxxxt clothes would suggest a woman... 'She' also seems to sell 'her' son's 'unwanted' toys Joke or not, I still think it's funny. |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 300 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 4:07 pm: | |
If this is for real, you might end up with a bass which has xxx xxxxxx! xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxxxx! xxx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx!!! scrached all over it... |
keith_h
Senior Member Username: keith_h
Post Number: 536 Registered: 2-2005
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 4:11 pm: | |
But if you look she also bought "Nirvana - The Bass Collection Book" on August,17th. Can you say Troll. Keith |
fc_spoiler
Advanced Member Username: fc_spoiler
Post Number: 301 Registered: 5-2006
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 4:25 pm: | |
Another quote: "I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS ******* CREDIT!" It would be possible he ordered it on her account... Lets send in the Myth busters! -LOL- |
u14steelgtr
Junior Username: u14steelgtr
Post Number: 33 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 4:44 pm: | |
This seems to be the only item which she is using this markting trick with. A Juvenile Delinquent bass and bass player. At least with a drummer you can tell them to beat-it! |
bigredbass
Senior Member Username: bigredbass
Post Number: 990 Registered: 9-2002
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 6:19 pm: | |
OK, first one of you who'll name his COTM 'The Whippet's Dinkle' . . . . be even better if it's one of those Stanley Clunk models. J o e y |
lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq
Post Number: 1573 Registered: 7-2004
| Posted on Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 7:05 pm: | |
With the Jako Pastelface mod, no doubt! This is really a scream. I'm checking the questions and answers on her listing just as if it's another thread on this site! Bill, tgo |
grateful
Intermediate Member Username: grateful
Post Number: 160 Registered: 12-2004
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 5:20 am: | |
She's even heard of "Alumbucks"(sic)... but mistakenly thinks they're inferior to Jaydees. Mark |
ajish4
Member Username: ajish4
Post Number: 97 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 5:25 am: | |
Yeah, Next thing you know she'll be running a personal ad on E-Harmony. I can see it now "kind, loving and forgiving music lover".....LoL! |
richbass939
Senior Member Username: richbass939
Post Number: 705 Registered: 11-2004
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 8:23 am: | |
Tony, yeah, right. She's a far cry from someone who will buy the old man an Alembic for his birthday. Rich |
ajish4
Member Username: ajish4
Post Number: 98 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 10:02 am: | |
Too true, or for Christmas for that matter! Rich, you have a FANTASTIC memory. I'm lucky if I can remember who my kids are! |
lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq
Post Number: 1575 Registered: 7-2004
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 11:40 am: | |
Tony: How could you forget that I'm one of them ...... and you promised to give me an Alembic on my next birthday! hehehehehe Bill, tgo (Message edited by lbpesq on August 25, 2006) |
ajish4
Member Username: ajish4
Post Number: 99 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 2:23 pm: | |
Hey Bill, I thought I said I'd get you the SAME thing you gave me last year! However, my wife does that to me ALL the time! "I told you my parents were coming for Christmas, and you said yes"...and my response, "I did?" She LOVES to ask me stuff at 2am, waking me out of a dead sleep to get the answer she wants! Good woman. She's taught me a trick or two! |
richbass939
Senior Member Username: richbass939
Post Number: 706 Registered: 11-2004
| Posted on Friday, August 25, 2006 - 3:20 pm: | |
Tony, there's still plenty of time to promise me an Alembic for my next birthday (which is a couple of weeks before Bill, tgo's birthday). Sorry that I'm trying to cut in line, Bill. A tip on the kid thing. Carry pictures in your wallet and write their names on the backs. I remember very well the story of your getting your latest bass. But don't be fooled. My memory is slipping like you wouldn't believe. Just ask my wife. Rich |
ajish4
Member Username: ajish4
Post Number: 100 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Saturday, August 26, 2006 - 6:22 pm: | |
Tell you what Rich, if I hit the 20 Million lottery tonight, you got it! Good idea with the pictures, I have to remember that! It's horrible getting old, isn't it? |