Posted on Saturday, August 06, 2011 - 9:54 am:

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IM SELLING OFF MY UNFAITHFULL HUSBANDS PRIZE POSSESION

[NO NOT ME!] HIS F*****G BASS GUITAR ALONG WITH

ORIGINAL FLIGHT CASE ALTHOUGH HE NEVA FLEW NOR TOURED ANYWHERE COZ HES A F*****G W****R!

& ONLY EVER PLAYED WITH HIMSELF!!!



APARENTLY IT’S AN ACTIVE JAYDEE SUPERNATURAL & IS

SUPPOSED TO BE THE WHIPPETS DINKLE & USED BY THE LIKES OF HIS BASS HERO [GAY OR WOT?] MARK KINK WHICH MEANS

F**K ALL TO ME OR THE KIDS TO US IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A

FANCY PLANK OF F*****G WOOD, WITH STRINGS ATTACHED!

BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS

LUMP OF F*****G TIMBER THING!

THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION]

SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE!

I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT

ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS F*****G CREDIT!



I DONT KNOW IF IT WORKS OR HOW IT WORKS OR

WHY ANY F*****G IDIOT WOULD WANT IT TO WORK

& AS HE NEVER WORKED

THEY WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

UNLIKE HIS NEW F*****G GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!

0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY

[AS I DON`T WANT ANOTHER F*****G BASS PLAYER NEAR MY F*****G HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!]

AND NO I DON’T HAVE THAT F*****G TORRETTS

MY P**S IS @ WWW.BOILING POINT!!!

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