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Senior Member
Username: terryc

Post Number: 1899
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Thursday, July 05, 2012 - 2:34 pm:   Edit Post

Okay this appealed to my amateur physicist humour

The Higgs boson decides to attend church, as he walks through the door the priest calls out
'No bosons are allowed in church'

To which the Higgs replies....(wait for it)

'If bosons are not allowed in, then there can be no mass!'

well I thought it was funny
Senior Member
Username: slawie

Post Number: 416
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Friday, July 06, 2012 - 12:07 am:   Edit Post

I feel guilty for laughing but then again I am catholic.

Advanced Member
Username: peoplechipper

Post Number: 287
Registered: 2-2009
Posted on Saturday, July 07, 2012 - 12:10 am:   Edit Post

Nice...Stephen Hawking just twitched...

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