| Author | Message | ||
| terryc
Senior Member Username: terryc Post Number: 2024 Registered: 11-2004 |
Three musicains die at the same time, their souls go up to the gates and St Peter says to the first one;- 'What is your IQ' The first one replies;- '140, I was the Principal of the Berlin Conservatoire and Head Conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra' St Peter allows him in..he asks the second muso the same question '120, I was Head of Musical Theory at the Royal School of Music in London and Advisor to all the conductors in England' St Peter allows him in...he asks the third muso the same question. '40' he replies to which St Peter asks 'Okay so what sticks do you use' | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 5285 Registered: 7-2004 |
How do you know when the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth. Bill, tgo | ||
| willgunn
Member Username: willgunn Post Number: 65 Registered: 2-2007 |
Question: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Answer: Homeless. | ||
| cozmik_cowboy
Senior Member Username: cozmik_cowboy Post Number: 1342 Registered: 10-2006 |
Did you hear about the drummer who graduated high school? Me either. When my youngest son was in HS, his band rehearsed in our basement. I would, each day, wait for a break, step into the room, tell the drummer a drummer joke, and leave. Different joke every day. For about a year. Only know 1 guitarist joke & 2 bassist jokes, but I do know a dulcimer joke. Peter (Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on November 28, 2012) | ||
| hieronymous
Senior Member Username: hieronymous Post Number: 1172 Registered: 1-2005 |
My drummer is REALLY sensitive about drummer jokes. This is my favorite because it looks like a bass player joke: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him an hour to get the drummer out! | ||
| jazzyvee
Senior Member Username: jazzyvee Post Number: 3237 Registered: 6-2002 |
An old but well used one. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only need to punch the instructions into the drum machine once. Jazzyvee | ||
| jazzyvee
Senior Member Username: jazzyvee Post Number: 3238 Registered: 6-2002 |
An old but well used one. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only need to punch the instructions into the drum machine once. i have to add, I've been fortunate to play with some really talented drummers over my musical life. Jazzyvee | ||
| cozmik_cowboy
Senior Member Username: cozmik_cowboy Post Number: 1343 Registered: 10-2006 |
"What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only need to punch the instructions into the drum machine once......" ....to get a stiff, wooden beat, and it won't sleep with your girlfriend. Peter |
