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cozmik_cowboy
Senior Member Username: cozmik_cowboy
Post Number: 1829 Registered: 10-2006
| Posted on Friday, February 13, 2015 - 8:22 pm: | |
Today is the lovely & charming Mrs. Cowboy's birthday; I am now married to a 60-year-old-woman. For some reason, this freaks me more than my age....... Peter |
peoplechipper
Senior Member Username: peoplechipper
Post Number: 565 Registered: 2-2009
| Posted on Friday, February 13, 2015 - 10:24 pm: | |
I hope your wife never sees your posts or you're in trouble, but she might point out that no teeth makes for a better b___job, or something like that...but I see what you mean, like my Dad saying a son reaching 50 will tell him he's REALLY old; seeing as I turned 49 on Monday he's got one year...Tony. |
terryc
Senior Member Username: terryc
Post Number: 2310 Registered: 11-2004
| Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2015 - 5:42 am: | |
Brings me to the story that I heard about Mr Smith who is sueing a local hospital as his wife went in for treatment which resulted her losing all interest in sex with her husband. A spokesman from the hospital quoted " We cannot understand Mr. Smith's complaint as his wife came for bilateral cataract removal and lens insertion which improved her eyesight 100%" |
tncaveman
Advanced Member Username: tncaveman
Post Number: 271 Registered: 2-2011
| Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2015 - 12:50 pm: | |
And remember, she's also sleeping with someone older than she ever thought she would! LOL And I'll be sleeping with a 50 year old in a month! Wow. Hope she had a good Friday the Thirteenth b-day. Stephen |