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cozmik_cowboy
Senior Member
Username: cozmik_cowboy

Post Number: 1829
Registered: 10-2006
Posted on Friday, February 13, 2015 - 8:22 pm:   Edit Post

Today is the lovely & charming Mrs. Cowboy's birthday; I am now married to a 60-year-old-woman. For some reason, this freaks me more than my age.......

Peter
peoplechipper
Senior Member
Username: peoplechipper

Post Number: 565
Registered: 2-2009
Posted on Friday, February 13, 2015 - 10:24 pm:   Edit Post

I hope your wife never sees your posts or you're in trouble, but she might point out that no teeth makes for a better b___job, or something like that...but I see what you mean, like my Dad saying a son reaching 50 will tell him he's REALLY old; seeing as I turned 49 on Monday he's got one year...Tony.
terryc
Senior Member
Username: terryc

Post Number: 2310
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Saturday, February 14, 2015 - 5:42 am:   Edit Post

Brings me to the story that I heard about Mr Smith who is sueing a local hospital as his wife went in for treatment which resulted her losing all interest in sex with her husband.
A spokesman from the hospital quoted
" We cannot understand Mr. Smith's complaint as his wife came for bilateral cataract removal and lens insertion which improved her eyesight 100%"
tncaveman
Advanced Member
Username: tncaveman

Post Number: 271
Registered: 2-2011
Posted on Sunday, February 15, 2015 - 12:50 pm:   Edit Post

And remember, she's also sleeping with someone older than she ever thought she would! LOL

And I'll be sleeping with a 50 year old in a month! Wow.

Hope she had a good Friday the Thirteenth b-day.

Stephen

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