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the_8_string_king
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Username: the_8_string_king

Post Number: 158
Registered: 9-2005
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 10:18 am:   Edit Post

Yeah, my girlfriend got a new cellphone recently, and I asked her the brand, but went and forgot it...

But... if/when I'm playing my custom Europa, I'll consistently get a sound right before her cell phone gets a call.

The first time it happened, there was a slight anomolous sound for a second, somewhat static-y, similar to the sound that comes on TV before a routine emergency broadcast. When it happened, I was like "what the...?" , and then her cell phone rang. After the second or third time, it became clear that my bass was detecting the call before it rang her phone, and there have been several times since then that it's happened while playing, and I've said "your cell phone is about to ring" -and it's rung seconds later!!!

Yeah, it seems a little freaky!!! But it does it every time. Now, I've got a pretty elaborate custome electronics package, so maybe this is unique to my bass... or maybe not! I'd like to know.

So... does anyone else have experience with their bass (Alembic or otherwise) "predicting" or detecting cell phone calls?

It's obvious that -somehow- the electronics are able to detect the energy being sent to the phone. I find it actually a little disturbing, as that same energy must be permeating our bodies.
palembic
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Username: palembic

Post Number: 2384
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 10:29 am:   Edit Post

Yep ...oveheerhoo!
Bonnie is extremely sesnitivge to cell-phones ringing and predicts mine ringing too!
And it can get a hell-uf-a-noice when you wear the cellphone at your belt the height of the PU's behind Bonnie's body!
I am sure the explanation will be simple -I am no technician- but my cellphone is faaaaar away when I am playing on stage.

Paul TBO
tom_z
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Username: tom_z

Post Number: 373
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 10:58 am:   Edit Post

My Skylark experiences interference just prior to and while my cell phone is ringing. If I keep the phone several feet away from my guitar - no problem.

Peace
Tom
dadabass2001
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Username: dadabass2001

Post Number: 568
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 11:00 am:   Edit Post

My Epics have been doing this for at least a year now. Whenever bandmates are in proximity (within 10-15 feet) I get a precursor of their call with what I now call " the cell-phone shuffle".
Imagine a bad soft-shoe routine to the sound of "nit-nit-nanit-nit na-nit-nit nit". Somebody should write a tune from it (besides Victor's "What would I do without my cellphone" from Soul Circus.)

:-)
Mike
bigredbass
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Username: bigredbass

Post Number: 762
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 11:22 am:   Edit Post

Ah, the mysterious electromagnetic ether . . . I used to live right below a cell phone tower and could listen to all kinds of cell phone conversations on channels 69 and 70 on TV, and did I hear some interesting conversations!!

The BigRedBass is not predicting incoming calls, though.

J o e y
spliffy
Junior
Username: spliffy

Post Number: 38
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 11:26 am:   Edit Post

We get that on our car radio, and with my Active Fender Bass. Kinda cool at first, but annoying after a while : )
the_8_string_king
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Username: the_8_string_king

Post Number: 159
Registered: 9-2005
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 11:27 am:   Edit Post

Interesting... so I'm NOT the only one. It sounds like -so far at least- that this is limited to ALEMBIC instruments.

Maybe Alembic should branch off and make tricorders!!!
valvil
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Username: valvil

Post Number: 883
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 11:59 am:   Edit Post

Yep, keep the cell away when you're playing. That goes for your I-pod or MP3 player too.

Valentino
dela217
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Username: dela217

Post Number: 659
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 12:18 pm:   Edit Post

My Series II picks up the cell phone shuffle too. It picks up all kinds of stuff. I guess an upgrade is in order.

BUT, my oldest Alembic from 1972 is dead quiet. Go figure.
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 3740
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 5:22 pm:   Edit Post

I think it has something to do with homeland security tapping in. That's why you hear the noise before it rings; they need to get connected before you answer, otherwise you would know your call's been tapped. So if you hear the noise, you're probably on "the list".

/TIC
lbpesq
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Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 1256
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 5:25 pm:   Edit Post

Alembic is coming out with a new option:

Now available for Series 1 and 2 instruments - Caller I.D.! LOL

Bill, tgo
olieoliver
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Username: olieoliver

Post Number: 285
Registered: 2-2006
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 5:33 pm:   Edit Post

They knew you were going to say that Dave!
crgaston
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Username: crgaston

Post Number: 191
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 8:28 pm:   Edit Post

My buddy's guitars or amp do it, too, so it's not just Alembic. He plays mostly vintage U.S. guitars and amps.

Mark, I hear you on the tricorders. I'm sure an Alembic phaser is already a buildable device, and maybe someday we can have dilithium-powered electronics. They could call the rackmountable version the DS-9...
jacko
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Username: jacko

Post Number: 621
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Tuesday, May 02, 2006 - 4:47 am:   Edit Post

I also get this. We make sure all band phones are switched off during gigs. The biggest problem I get with this is with my alarm clock/ radio which regularly goes off in the middle of the night, usually there isn't even a text - must be some sort of suppier signal. I only have a mobile for out of hours callout so I can't switch it off sadly.

Graeme
dadabass2001
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Username: dadabass2001

Post Number: 570
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Tuesday, May 02, 2006 - 5:08 am:   Edit Post

Jacko,
a quick fix = don't take your clock/radio to shows. Then you won't hear it when.....

Oh, Oh never mind
Mike

(Message edited by dadabass2001 on May 02, 2006)
jacko
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Username: jacko

Post Number: 622
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Tuesday, May 02, 2006 - 5:10 am:   Edit Post

Ha!
keavin
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Username: keavin

Post Number: 801
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 8:52 am:   Edit Post

Every now & then i'll get the police frequency through my amp while playing old#12,and as a result I've dumped plenty of good pot cause i thought they were at my front door!.....LOL.LOL!!!
olieoliver
Advanced Member
Username: olieoliver

Post Number: 293
Registered: 2-2006
Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 9:09 am:   Edit Post

(Think Scottish accent here)Aye Charrrles, we've got to have more time, the engine rooms a wreck, and all these Trrrribbles, and I can't get a signal on me CEll phone.....
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 1258
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 10:19 am:   Edit Post

No signal on the cell phone? "It's dead, Jim"

Bill, tgo
olieoliver
Advanced Member
Username: olieoliver

Post Number: 296
Registered: 2-2006
Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 10:27 am:   Edit Post

Logic dictates that this would mean there maybe no signal to process. Therefore I have deduced that there is no signal being sent, leading me to the conclusion that we have been transported back in time to 1969," ....I reapeat don't take the blue acid........''cuse me while I kiss the sky...bearn..daern.. daer daern da daern da daern..." HMMM interesting!
jlpicard
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Username: jlpicard

Post Number: 439
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 10:39 pm:   Edit Post

As Captain, my opinion is that we are being taunted by the Continuum. You just need to adjust your "Q" control. If that doesn't work, you can fire Photons
out of the Phaser..er, I mean Laser LEDS! MAKE IT SO!
crgaston
Advanced Member
Username: crgaston

Post Number: 201
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 12:29 am:   Edit Post

We're total geeks.
8-)

I love it!
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 1266
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 6:06 am:   Edit Post

Live long and prosper.

Bill, tgo
the_8_string_king
Intermediate Member
Username: the_8_string_king

Post Number: 168
Registered: 9-2005
Posted on Friday, May 05, 2006 - 2:56 pm:   Edit Post

I just thought of an early "Next Generation" episode in which Data has the computer replicate (in about a second) an old guitar for an earthman discovered in suspended animation in deep space.

What a thought! Boy, would I go nuts if I had a replicator!!!

"Computa! Replicate a 2017 series III 7-string Alembic Baritone guitar/bass with dual direction octivator -and an Earl Gray tea, hot!"

"Please specify options!"

Uh... D'oh!!!

I'd bet having a neutronium sustain block would really increase sustain!!!
davr35
Junior
Username: davr35

Post Number: 42
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Saturday, May 06, 2006 - 1:50 pm:   Edit Post

When I listen to my Sirius Starmate with headphones I get a buzzing sound just before my cell phone rings
ajish4
Member
Username: ajish4

Post Number: 56
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Saturday, May 06, 2006 - 3:32 pm:   Edit Post

I get a CLICK CLICK CLICK, sort like a metronome on speed. Only when I'm playing my EPIC.

However, it also comes over my computer speakers....:-(

(Message edited by ajish4 on May 06, 2006)
essencetimestwo
Intermediate Member
Username: essencetimestwo

Post Number: 119
Registered: 8-2003
Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2006 - 6:44 pm:   Edit Post

My wife doesn't mind when I go to practice anymore now that I don't miss it when she calls. If it bothers you turn the phone off. It is that simple.
bumhucker
Junior
Username: bumhucker

Post Number: 20
Registered: 3-2006
Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 9:51 am:   Edit Post

i saw p-diddy being interviewed by david letterman and his cell did the same thing- the mic or whatever picked up the same interference. on national tv! it ddn't ring it was just the same nit-na-nit-na-nit.
i just got an epic and my gal's cell is doing it to me. i'll have to remember that in the studio! luckily my phone won't do it.

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