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jazzyvee
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Username: jazzyvee

Post Number: 525
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 12:11 pm:   Edit Post

I have just been to the Youtube site and typed Alembic in the search box hoping to find some video clips of clarkee with his alembic.
What i found was quite shocking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys5pZJt58ZI

Have a look at the top 2 video clips. This must be at the alembic mothership as the guitar rack in the background looks familiar to other photo's from alembic's workshop.

If after watching this you are still gobsmacked, you may like me think how strong these basses are to take what seems to be serious Grievious Bodily Harm to a bass.

Now I don't need to be so delicate with mine.. :-)
Jazzyvee
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 4199
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 12:31 pm:   Edit Post

Cool vids! It does look like the shop, and there are three videos in all. Interestingly, in the one titled "Battery compartment routing", it looks like they're using some kind of bolt-on bass as a workbench.

The "Grinding a fingerboard" bass look like an Orion.
lbpesq
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Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 1520
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post

Jazzyvee:

That is indeed the main manufaturing room in Santa Rosa. Cool videos.

Bill, tgo
lbpesq
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Post Number: 1521
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 12:36 pm:   Edit Post

Dave:

I've heard that Precisions make excellent workbenches. Very effective doorstops, too! LOL

Bill, tgo
jazzyvee
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Username: jazzyvee

Post Number: 526
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 3:18 pm:   Edit Post

Actually, if you look closely, the fender bass is the one that is being routed out, the piece of wood on the top looks like some kind of template for guiding the cutting of the holes.
Jazzyvee
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 4201
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 3:59 pm:   Edit Post

Ah ... That makes sense. But why would a workbench need a battery compartment?
byoung
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Username: byoung

Post Number: 324
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 4:17 pm:   Edit Post

What really scares me is that the same poster (metalkpirate1day) also has a video dissecting a durian.

All I can say is: he better not have touched my bass afterwards. You can be fined in Singapore for attempting to carry durian on to the subway.

For those who don't know what durian is, it is a fruit that smells like a rotting corpse when opened. And yes, people eat it.

Bradley
bigredbass
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Username: bigredbass

Post Number: 940
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 6:30 pm:   Edit Post

What's the old line about 'If you ever watched sausage being made, you'd never eat sausage?'

Sanding ebony is like that: It's a holy terror to work, stiff and hard as hell (it doesn't even float!). Typically has to be worked with blades, wheels, etc. for metal, just eats wood tools alive.

What's amazing to me is as much coco as they go through, and it's a pulmonary irritant: Do they wear fresh air hoods for that?

J o e y
fc_spoiler
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Username: fc_spoiler

Post Number: 227
Registered: 5-2006
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 11:33 pm:   Edit Post

Jimi Hendrix would have been proud!
jazzyvee
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Username: jazzyvee

Post Number: 527
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 11:50 pm:   Edit Post

He probably would have had problems breaking a neckthrough guitar with ebony neck laminates if it's that hard.
Long live Jimi.
jazzyve
fc_spoiler
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Username: fc_spoiler

Post Number: 228
Registered: 5-2006
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 12:06 am:   Edit Post

he would have found a way....

Jimi Rulez!

Btw it's what you hear on the background when the fretboard is being attacked with flames.
The Alembic employee could be Pete Moran Click here
blazer
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Username: blazer

Post Number: 86
Registered: 12-2003
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 5:35 am:   Edit Post

Don't get me started on working with ebony: it's sheer hell.

I always have to wear a dust mask when working with the damn stuff, the dust just suffocates me if I don't. I said to my boss that he should try to sell the dust as instant coffee since it looks similar to that.

As for the routing footage: nothing new to me, but why wasn't the neck taken off? When we modify basses at Knooren handcrafted instruments, we ususally take them apart. We take necks off so that the body lies flat on the working bench. With the neck still attached, it just wobbels all over the place. (as you might see when the guy takes the router out and nicks the routing template)

(Message edited by Blazer on August 07, 2006)
jacko
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Username: jacko

Post Number: 739
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 7:02 am:   Edit Post

While we're talking poisonous woods, heres a link to a wood toxicity site you might find interesting.

graeme
adriaan
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Username: adriaan

Post Number: 996
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 2:44 pm:   Edit Post

Video has been taken down form YouTube ...
jazzyvee
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Username: jazzyvee

Post Number: 530
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 3:51 pm:   Edit Post

Oops I hope I haven't got anyone reprimanded at Alembic HQ for finding that video.

Jazzyvee
byoung
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Username: byoung

Post Number: 327
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 8:56 pm:   Edit Post

Drat!

Removed the good videos, and left the Durian one.

Mica, Valentino, I don't know if this was a mothership decision, but I thought they were pretty cool really.

Bradley
paulman
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Username: paulman

Post Number: 62
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 1:08 pm:   Edit Post

Yes I thought it was cool too.

If that's what my Further fretboard had to go through, wow! That the fretboard is so excellent goes to show how some skill and a power tool can make art!

I would feel disaster every second I had the tool on the fretboard, eep!

It was neat to see the method, but it might be giving away trade secrets of Alembic if the shop vids stayed up on youtube. It could be why they were pulled...?
byoung
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Username: byoung

Post Number: 329
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 8:10 pm:   Edit Post

Trade secrets like:

We use grinders, torches, and the occasional plunge router?

I think the real reason is because there was a F***** bass depicted. The horror! Bolts!

:-)

Bradley

PS- for those humo(u)r impaired: I'm going now to have my tongue surgically removed from my cheek.
jazzyvee
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Username: jazzyvee

Post Number: 531
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 11:42 pm:   Edit Post

Judging by how sharp that tongue is, the surgeon may send you to alembic for them to give that tongue a severe grinding... lol :-)


Jazzyee
davehouck
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Username: davehouck

Post Number: 4222
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 8:53 am:   Edit Post

Ok. I think what's going on here is that the videos were not actually representive of work being done at the Alembic shop as I, and apparently others, mistakenly assumed. It follows that the videos were probably removed because of the inaccurate impressions they were making.
paulman
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Username: paulman

Post Number: 65
Registered: 2-2005
Posted on Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 9:55 am:   Edit Post

They certainly did make an impression.
byoung
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Username: byoung

Post Number: 335
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Thursday, August 10, 2006 - 7:28 pm:   Edit Post

Bring back the grinders!

Bring back the flames!

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