| Author | Message | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1303 Registered: 4-2004 |
ScooterClaus the Tribute Bass has been sighted winging its way across america first sighting was in petaluma at 5.25 est then seen in oakland over bill panzers house at 7.40pm next sighting was louisville, ky at 4.25AM seen over new york at 6.40AM expected in Norwalk any time now. | ||
| jacko
Senior Member Username: jacko Post Number: 949 Registered: 10-2002 |
deep breaths Jeff. graeme | ||
| 811952
Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 929 Registered: 10-2003 |
You'd better be in your bed asleep when he gets there, otherwise it's nothing but switches (Q-switches?) for you, young man! | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1306 Registered: 4-2004 |
sleep who can sleep? i got a bowl lined up for the delivery man,. | ||
| jacko
Senior Member Username: jacko Post Number: 950 Registered: 10-2002 |
Shouldn't that be a glass of milk and a carrot? Graeme | ||
| adriaan
Senior Member Username: adriaan Post Number: 1185 Registered: 6-2002 |
Where's the stick? | ||
| keavin
Senior Member Username: keavin Post Number: 1008 Registered: 12-2002 |
Did somebody say they got a bowl lined up for the delivery man?.....a bowl of what weedies? | ||
| olieoliver
Senior Member Username: olieoliver Post Number: 990 Registered: 2-2006 |
I wondered how he got off the ground Keavin.  | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1307 Registered: 4-2004 |
i need a valium........ | ||
| olieoliver
Senior Member Username: olieoliver Post Number: 992 Registered: 2-2006 |
Those must be how he lands Jeff. | ||
| alembic_doctor
Member Username: alembic_doctor Post Number: 100 Registered: 8-2002 |
STOP. Put down the skunky bud and step away from the bowl sir. Officer Edward Van Halen San Dimas Police Dept. | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1308 Registered: 4-2004 |
i need to chill my usual delivery is round 6pm you would have thought the insured value would have made them get it off ups' hands quickly | ||
| bassfingers
Intermediate Member Username: bassfingers Post Number: 117 Registered: 11-2005 |
Hangin' in there with you Jeff.What's that they say about he who waits?.Not long now. You will post some pics now,won't you?. Best Wishes, Simon. | ||
| tbrannon
Advanced Member Username: tbrannon Post Number: 258 Registered: 11-2004 |
Jeff- Do you have a good relationship with your local UPS guys? If you do, I'd call and check in with them. I once had a bass arrive at the depot mid-morning'ish but since it wasn't routed for delivery on the day of it's arrival I had to wait a full day to get it in my hands. A quick phone call might stop the expletives from flowing this evening. =) | ||
| inthelows
Intermediate Member Username: inthelows Post Number: 191 Registered: 11-2006 |
Santa Alembiclaus is bringing you the long awaited Tribute? What a marvelous Holiday it will be! A little hot toddy and some low frequency dancing and the lights will surely be all lit up at your house! Congrats and enjoy! NLP | ||
| bob
Senior Member Username: bob Post Number: 770 Registered: 11-2002 |
Remember this is a rather hectic time of the year for delivery services. I had a UPS guy knock on my door after 8pm last night - and he still had 9 more deliveries to make! | ||
| 811952
Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 930 Registered: 10-2003 |
I say odds are Jeff kisses the guy when he arrives... John | ||
| alembic_doctor
Intermediate Member Username: alembic_doctor Post Number: 101 Registered: 8-2002 |
Hey Jeff. You gotta remote Web CaM? I'd like to see the look on the delivery guy's face when Jeff kisses him, hands him a bowl, grabs the box, saying "my precious". and runs off to the woodshed | ||
| keith_h
Senior Member Username: keith_h Post Number: 636 Registered: 2-2005 |
Well if we hear from Jeff again tonight it must mean the bass wasn't delivered. After all it is only proper to disappear for a couple of days once it gets there. Keith | ||
| inthelows
Intermediate Member Username: inthelows Post Number: 194 Registered: 11-2006 |
I think pictures would be a must. We will hear from flax..You are still doing your breathing excersises right flax? NLP | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1309 Registered: 4-2004 |
with an iron lung! a bong! a volcano! a spike right through my head? i called ups- they will be in touch with me in about 1/2 hr or give me a time frame i may have to meet the driver somewhere once she saw the insured value, she saw my concern. ------ driver will be here at 7pm | ||
| 811952
Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 931 Registered: 10-2003 |
"driver will be here at 7pm" ...Assuming he's not a bass player. If he's a bass player, you'll never see him again! | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 1877 Registered: 7-2004 |
Jeff: Repeat after me: ooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmm; nam yoho renge kyo; baruch ato adonai; to everything there is a season; why don't we do it in the road; Mr. Charlie told me so. Whatever it takes - breath in, breath out. Time will pass. At least you're not on the west coast or you'd have to wait another 3 hours! (nyuk, nyuk) Believe me, bro, I'm tres jealous. I hope you can be late for work tomorrow! hi to Annie. Bill, tgo | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1312 Registered: 4-2004 |
late for work? see this is why bill is a lawyer bill any self respecting employed person has already called in sick,,,,,, | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1313 Registered: 4-2004 |
so i am actually spending time burning dead cd's and cleaning out my hard drive and (woooosh) excuse uh doin nothing | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1314 Registered: 4-2004 |
all of my friends came to see me last night i was laying in my bed and cryin tribute bass from san ta rosa says the scooter will be here soon,.,,,, | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1317 Registered: 4-2004 |
mica has some photos up unfortunately i looked by accident i swear guys dont hurt me | ||
| alembic_doctor
Intermediate Member Username: alembic_doctor Post Number: 102 Registered: 8-2002 |
you're a bad boy. Now put down the smoking apparatus and go to your room | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1318 Registered: 4-2004 |
best part of the wait? has been waiting here with all of you.... thanks the knobs came out great lol 180 buck well spent. the other $xxxxxx aint bad either lol | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1320 Registered: 4-2004 |
ok so this is gonna knock your socks off dog starts barking and runs to the door we look outside nobody out there.... nothin...no truck no people no aminals...... nothin 5 minutes later the ups guy showed up.....rings the bell........ dog doesnt bark- she already did and knew he was coming 5 minutes ago | ||
| alembic_doctor
Intermediate Member Username: alembic_doctor Post Number: 103 Registered: 8-2002 |
Well Norm. It's a little known fact that dogs can actually sense an on coming Alembic minutes before it actually arrives. Hey Sammy, How about another beer? | ||
| cozmik_cowboy
Member Username: cozmik_cowboy Post Number: 52 Registered: 10-2006 |
My dog barks when my wife is about 2 blocks away - boy, would I LOVE to test her on an Alembic! Congrats, Jeff. We await your report. Peter | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 1879 Registered: 7-2004 |
Flax: Well????????? Bill, tgo | ||
| flaxattack
Senior Member Username: flaxattack Post Number: 1321 Registered: 4-2004 |
its absolutely stunning sounds excellent not as growly as the wolf on first impression but waay clean and very "playful" with the settings do to a problem with the chromes i sent,defective tow-string i tell ya. luckily they had a sent of ti;s i had previously sent so i will get around to changing over a doing a little neck adjustment | ||
| inthelows
Intermediate Member Username: inthelows Post Number: 195 Registered: 11-2006 |
Congrats and take a breath ( preferably air) and just play!!! Soak in the fact you hold another piece of history in your hands and there ain't another one like it anywhere around! Also try to get some sleep or you my need Bill's help to get your job back ;) NLP | ||
| bassfingers
Intermediate Member Username: bassfingers Post Number: 118 Registered: 11-2005 |
Mazel Tov Jeff,that's wonderful news. Play and enjoy in good health,may Scooter purr long and loud.  Best Wishes, Simon. | ||
| 811952
Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 934 Registered: 10-2003 |
Glad to hear it, Jeff! John | ||
| richbass939
Senior Member Username: richbass939 Post Number: 771 Registered: 11-2004 |
Congrats, Jeff. Don't worry about showing us pictures of your new bass. You go ahead and play. We'll just sit here and wait. Rich | ||
| davehouck
Moderator Username: davehouck Post Number: 4636 Registered: 5-2002 |
Congrats Jeff! |
