| Author | Message | ||
| rami
Senior Member Username: rami Post Number: 603 Registered: 6-2002 |
Here's a good one: As Christmas is almost upon us here is one of my favorite cookie recipes. Enjoy. Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal (Whiskey) 1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. 5- Turn off the mixer thingy. 6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10- Check the Crown Royal. 11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. 12- Add one table. 13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. 14- Greash the oven. 15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. 16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window. 17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. 18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas Rami | ||
| davehouck
Moderator Username: davehouck Post Number: 4643 Registered: 5-2002 |
ROFL!!! | ||
| richbass939
Senior Member Username: richbass939 Post Number: 773 Registered: 11-2004 |
Thanks, I really needed a good laugh. Rich | ||
| tom_z
Senior Member Username: tom_z Post Number: 483 Registered: 7-2004 |
Holy Sh**!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Cleaning up my laptop again (see Bills FTC thread) - this time wine. Thanks Rami! | ||
| bob
Senior Member Username: bob Post Number: 777 Registered: 11-2002 |
Thank you, Rami - I truly can't remember the last time I read anything quite that funny. Two pieces of kleenex, tears running down my face... I knew where it was going by the end of the ingredient list, but still wasn't prepared. Got any more recipes? | ||
| olieoliver
Senior Member Username: olieoliver Post Number: 1008 Registered: 2-2006 |
Cice nookie recipe...  | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 1899 Registered: 7-2004 |
Rami: I don't have a window in my kitchen that opens. Will the cookies come out as good if I just chuck the bowl across the living room? And will the recipe still work if I substitute Glenlivet for the Crown Royal? Bill, tgo | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 1900 Registered: 7-2004 |
Olie: That is definitely NOT a nookie recipe! LOL Bill, tgo | ||
| olieoliver
Senior Member Username: olieoliver Post Number: 1009 Registered: 2-2006 |
It is if your wife makes the cookies!  | ||
| tubeperson
Junior Username: tubeperson Post Number: 32 Registered: 5-2005 |
If you're buying Alembics, then try Mcallanan's 25 year old single malt scotch. Why be cheap with your "spirit"? Merry Christman (or Channumas as us of the Jewish persuasion refer to it as). | ||
| adriaan
Senior Member Username: adriaan Post Number: 1195 Registered: 6-2002 |
I was already stretching my budget recently when purchasing a bottle of Highland Park 12 yr old. Nice. Cookies, who needs them? | ||
| fmm
Intermediate Member Username: fmm Post Number: 174 Registered: 6-2002 |
Macallan's 25 year old [drool]. Good stuff. I remember when I found a bottle mis-marked in Madison WI, only $100. Some other recommendations: Lagavilin 16 year old; Laphroig 30 year old cask strength, Lagavulin 14 year old cask strength (if you can get it) (you can't), Bushmills 25 year old Single Malt ($$$$$ if you can find it). fmm | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 1904 Registered: 7-2004 |
And don't forget Sheep Dip! Bill, tgo | ||
| bracheen
Senior Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 1108 Registered: 11-2003 |
Is this the first whisky hijack? I'm thinking the Crown Royal is because Rami is Canadian. We do have lots of Scottish members but I can't think of any from N. Ireland, Bushmills country. But then Bushmills isn't whisky but whiskey and rated Good Stuff on the Bracheen scale. Sam | ||
| jazzyvee
Senior Member Username: jazzyvee Post Number: 680 Registered: 6-2002 |
Nice recipe, but I'll start my Christmas day with a nice succulent Hippie Sandwich. :-) Happy Christmas to all and best wishes for the new year. Jazzyvee | ||
| georgie_boy
Intermediate Member Username: georgie_boy Post Number: 171 Registered: 8-2005 |
Bushmills eh Sam?? Rates very highly on the George scale as well!! Am I betraying my Scottish way of life?? George | ||
| jacko
Senior Member Username: jacko Post Number: 965 Registered: 10-2002 |
Yes you are george. You should be drinking a nice Islay malt like Laphroag. Interestingly, on a climbing trip a couple of winters back we met a group on the Bauchaille etive Mor celebrating their final Munro with a bottle of Jamesons! Sacrilege!!! Graeme | ||
| dela217
Senior Member Username: dela217 Post Number: 731 Registered: 6-2002 |
I think I am going to try this recipe. I am having trouble with step number 12 though. I'll substitue something there. Sounds like fun! | ||
| jacko
Senior Member Username: jacko Post Number: 966 Registered: 10-2002 |
"substitue"? Too much of step 2 micheal;-) Graeme | ||
| alembic_doctor
Intermediate Member Username: alembic_doctor Post Number: 106 Registered: 8-2002 |
it's all about the Knob Creek Small Batch | ||
| bracheen
Senior Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 1109 Registered: 11-2003 |
Go for it George! It's not called uisce beatha for nothing. Sam | ||
| georgie_boy
Intermediate Member Username: georgie_boy Post Number: 175 Registered: 8-2005 |
Must confess! I DO prefer the old Islay malts for that unique "peaty" flavour. A 16 year old Laphroaig is pure nectar, as is Lagavulin. | ||
| bigredbass
Senior Member Username: bigredbass Post Number: 1093 Registered: 9-2002 |
After you get the stove in the dishwasher, be sure when you're on the way to your in-laws, don't wait at the Stop Sign for it to turn green . . . dead giveaway you've been baking cookies again! J o e y | ||
| inthelows
Advanced Member Username: inthelows Post Number: 222 Registered: 11-2006 |
Hey Rami.. the recipe works.... Happy holidays. NLP | ||
| hifiguy
Member Username: hifiguy Post Number: 56 Registered: 10-2006 |
LOL funny. I will have to try this one soon Thanks for the day-brightener, Rami. Paul | ||
| byoung
Senior Member Username: byoung Post Number: 455 Registered: 12-2004 |
Joey, Waiting for the stop sign to turn green is a sign of impairment, but not generally associated with alcohol. Not to put a damper on anyone's holiday cheer, but if you are intoxicated, please don't drive. And that means more than alcohol. Bradley | ||
| 5stringho
Junior Username: 5stringho Post Number: 44 Registered: 11-2006 |
Funny as heck, Rami!! I'll have to try it. Have a wonderful mistnas, and happy hangover! The 'Ho..... | ||
| rami
Senior Member Username: rami Post Number: 605 Registered: 6-2002 |
Cherry Mistmas to all you guys too....... I'm working on that hangover! Rami (Message edited by rami on December 23, 2006) |
