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Author Message precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 165 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:06 pm:    In a shameless attempt to get to 200 posts, I will now ask and answer some very important questions. It's a relaxing Sunday, so please ignore me. Mike precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 166 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:07 pm:    Why is my tailpiece .0004 off center? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 167 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:08 pm:    Who cares! Just play your bass! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 168 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:10 pm:    Why is my bass not ready yet? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 169 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:11 pm:    You haven't ordered one! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 170 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:13 pm:    My volume pot is scratchy. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 171 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:14 pm:    Twiddle it back and forth 100 times! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 172 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:16 pm:    Someone told me that Squier basses are better than Alembics! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 173 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:18 pm:    Stop reading the Talkbass Forums! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 174 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:19 pm:    I read that Bruce Becvar ghost builds all Alembic basses! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 175 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:20 pm:    Stop reading Ed Roman rants! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 176 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:22 pm:    My tone filter makes a Wah sound with the Q switch on! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 177 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:23 pm:    QUIT twiddling it back and forth! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 178 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:25 pm:    Why does Alembic sell Flitz metal polish for more than Flitz does? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 179 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:26 pm:    Because they are trying to make a living, stupid! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 180 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:28 pm:    Why can't I sell the Alembic I overpaid on E-Bay for more than I paid for it? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 181 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:29 pm:    No answer needed, stupid! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 182 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:32 pm:    Does Alembic make an Olympic model? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 183 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:33 pm:    They are the same thing. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 184 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:34 pm:    Can I buy a gross of Alembic logos? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 185 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:35 pm:    No precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 186 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:37 pm:    OK-how about just a dozen Elan stickers? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 187 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:37 pm:    NO!!!!! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 188 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:38 pm:    Is that a rabbit over there? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 189 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:39 pm:    Yes. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 190 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:42 pm:    Is Al Gore the anti-christ? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 191 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:44 pm:    Possibly. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 192 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:45 pm:    Where is Texas? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 193 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:46 pm:    Northern Mexico. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 194 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:47 pm:    Where is California? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 195 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:48 pm:    Northwest Mexico. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 196 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:49 pm:    I saw a 1962 Alembic on E-Bay. What is it worth? precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 197 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:50 pm:    Nothing. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 198 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:52 pm:    Tired. Can't go on. precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 199 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:53 pm:    Suck it up! Rub some dirt on it! Quit whining you baby! precarius Intermediate Member Username: precarius Post Number: 200 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:54 pm:    Am I there yet? precarius Advanced Member Username: precarius Post Number: 201 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 4:56 pm:    200 Posts! Funny, I don't feel any different. Mike davehouck Moderator Username: davehouck Post Number: 5209 Registered: 5-2002 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 6:16 pm:    Congratulations! You are now a dues paying member! You have the option of paying monthly; or pay the entire year up front. Please send remittance immediately upon reading this post. Thanks; and enjoy all the benefits of being a dues paying member! dela217 Senior Member Username: dela217 Post Number: 817 Registered: 6-2002 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 6:23 pm:    That was funny! You covered all the common posts. But you could have mentioned something about lemon oil. Michael chuck Intermediate Member Username: chuck Post Number: 143 Registered: 3-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 6:34 pm:    Is lemon oil a good foot rub? chuck Intermediate Member Username: chuck Post Number: 144 Registered: 3-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 6:36 pm:    Yes. But your cat will hate you. Chuck chuck Intermediate Member Username: chuck Post Number: 145 Registered: 3-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 6:39 pm:    Only 65 more to go. Chuck precarius Advanced Member Username: precarius Post Number: 203 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 7:16 pm:    UUHHHHHHHHHHHH= Dues? precarius Advanced Member Username: precarius Post Number: 204 Registered: 11-2005 Posted on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 8:00 pm:    "But you could have mentioned something about lemon oil." Do I have to use lemon oil or can I just use unicorn urine like on my other booteek basses? bracheen Senior Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 1233 Registered: 11-2003 Posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 6:20 am:    That's a good start Mike. Now you can shoot for Senior Member. Maybe you could do your next 600 posts touting the virtues of your favorite strings. Sam byoung Senior Member Username: byoung Post Number: 716 Registered: 12-2004 Posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 6:48 am:    Why does this thread remind me of grade school? All we need is a chalkboard. georgie_boy Advanced Member Username: georgie_boy Post Number: 252 Registered: 8-2005 Posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 7:02 am:    I just want a bottle of what he was drinking at the time he did this! Congrats on getting to advanced member G terryc Intermediate Member Username: terryc Post Number: 192 Registered: 11-2004 Posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 7:50 am:    I was hoping to get 200 in before my 50th birthday but alas no..what number am I at, upper 100th I think. writing posts is like a hard bass solo, the first few bars look easy but as it progresses it get harder to fulfill. lbpesq Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 2501 Registered: 7-2004 Posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 8:51 am:    You also forget beer ... How about getting two birds with one stone: "After I oil my neck, can I put some of the lemon oil in my Tecate?" Bill, tgo 57basstra Senior Member Username: 57basstra Post Number: 688 Registered: 4-2005 Posted on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 9:24 am:    Al Gore? Not hardly. Other potential candidates for that dark slot jump to mind. dtrice Member Username: dtrice Post Number: 90 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 10:09 am:    Can anybody jump on the 200 post bandwagon? dtrice Member Username: dtrice Post Number: 91 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 10:10 am:    I'd jump on if it ain't moving too fast. dtrice Member Username: dtrice Post Number: 92 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 10:12 am:    New forum members will look at me and be like "wow, 200 posts he must have a lot of knowledge to post." dtrice Member Username: dtrice Post Number: 93 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 10:13 am:    But, they would be so very wrong. 811952 Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 1127 Registered: 10-2003 Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 7:02 pm:    Don't forget to ask about motorcycles, and what kind of oil is best for those... bsee Senior Member Username: bsee Post Number: 1771 Registered: 3-2004 Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 7:25 pm:    lemon oil, of course!!! bracheen Senior Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 1260 Registered: 11-2003 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 6:10 am:    This still isn't an official thread until beer is mentioned, Root or otherwise. (Message edited by bracheen on September 05, 2007) speicky Advanced Member Username: speicky Post Number: 234 Registered: 3-2005 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 7:08 am:    Q: "I love my Spoiler so much, and I would like to have a second Alembic, but I can only spend 100 bucks or so. Can anybody help ?" A: "A gallon of (insert your favourite headache brand here) beer should do the trick, at least until tomorrow..." dtrice Member Username: dtrice Post Number: 99 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:48 am:    Can I get air conditioning and Power Windows with my Alembic motorcycyle for $100? Where is the beer? dtrice Member Username: dtrice Post Number: 100 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:49 am:    Hey, half way there. bracheen Senior Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 1261 Registered: 11-2003 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 8:53 am:    Oops, sorry Bill, you mentioned beer way back in July. cozmik_cowboy Intermediate Member Username: cozmik_cowboy Post Number: 192 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 2:26 pm:    Less than 10 to go - should I go ahead and do it this way? Peter cozmik_cowboy Intermediate Member Username: cozmik_cowboy Post Number: 193 Registered: 10-2006 Posted on Wednesday, September 05, 2007 - 2:29 pm:    Nah, I'll wait for it to happen organically - it's not like I'm not going to post anyway. Peter