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phylo
Member
Username: phylo

Post Number: 95
Registered: 10-2005
Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 9:29 am:   Edit Post

What are the best, worst, favorite, most tasteless, etc that you have seen?

"Don't let my big d**K scare you, I'm really just a nice guy"

Almost got into an accident when I saw that one. Not so much because it is that funny, but because someone actually drives around with that on thier car.
jet_powers
Senior Member
Username: jet_powers

Post Number: 413
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 1:07 pm:   Edit Post

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
alembic76407
Senior Member
Username: alembic76407

Post Number: 595
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 2:12 pm:   Edit Post

Sorry I wasn’t in church last Sunday
I was practicing witchcraft and being a lesbian

Using a feather is kinky, Using the whole chicken is perverted

this was on the back of a VW bus
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 3483
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 5:22 pm:   Edit Post

My all time favorite (seen in 1973):

"Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts"

Bill, tgo
bassfingers
Intermediate Member
Username: bassfingers

Post Number: 149
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 6:01 pm:   Edit Post

Had to laugh at this one

"Another Capitalism Success Story"
richbass939
Senior Member
Username: richbass939

Post Number: 1029
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 9:21 pm:   Edit Post

What would Scooby Doo?
kilowatt
Member
Username: kilowatt

Post Number: 89
Registered: 12-2004
Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 - 7:30 am:   Edit Post

"T*ts on a Ritz, um,um, good cracker". Seen on a 63 Rambler with an 80 year old couple who looked like they where on their way to church. I laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over.

Regards,
Pete
jet_powers
Senior Member
Username: jet_powers

Post Number: 414
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 - 8:57 am:   Edit Post

"Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts"

LOL, I remember seeing those on cars around here well into the '80's!

-JP
robinc
Intermediate Member
Username: robinc

Post Number: 118
Registered: 5-2008
Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 - 9:16 pm:   Edit Post

"God, protect me from your followers!"

"Hell: Its not the heat, its the humidity"
keavin
Senior Member
Username: keavin

Post Number: 1557
Registered: 12-2002
Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2009 - 4:29 am:   Edit Post

"Of all the things i lost i miss my mind the Most!"
57basstra
Senior Member
Username: 57basstra

Post Number: 806
Registered: 4-2005
Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2009 - 6:11 am:   Edit Post

bassfingers
Intermediate Member
Username: bassfingers

Post Number: 150
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 9:12 am:   Edit Post

"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm!"
cozmik_cowboy
Advanced Member
Username: cozmik_cowboy

Post Number: 391
Registered: 10-2006
Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 10:45 am:   Edit Post

Not a great bumpersticker but, rather, my all-time favorite juxtaposition, was the guy I saw with a "No Jap crap for this American" sticker proudly displayed on the spare-tire cover of his...Suzuki Samurai! I don't know if the placement was a brilliantly subtle & ironic mockery of the mindset behind the sticker or a case of complete idiocy, but it's stuck in my mind for over a decade now.

Peter

ps - "The show's not over until the fat man melts!"

(Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on January 19, 2009)
jedisan
Junior
Username: jedisan

Post Number: 42
Registered: 3-2008
Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 3:49 pm:   Edit Post

Well Peter, I have one in the same vein as yours; one I have remembered for years.

I'm traveling on the freeway one day and I spy a car with a bumper sticker that says " Member Mensa Society". So I think, I gotta catch up to see what the really smart person looks like. I catch up, look over, and here's this guy smoking the hell out of a cigarette with all the windows up. As I let off the gas, all I can think of is, how smart do you have to be to consume something that will kill you.

My apologies to all you smokers out there.
811952
Senior Member
Username: 811952

Post Number: 1599
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 4:43 pm:   Edit Post

I had a guy in a Toyota minivan flip me off and yell at me about my riding a "Jap bike" (my KLR was built in Thailand, just for the record) at a light just before he turned off into a Walmart. The rear of his van was covered in "Buy American" stickers... :-) I didn't see if there was a MENSA sticker or not...

John
kenbass4
Advanced Member
Username: kenbass4

Post Number: 317
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 10:00 am:   Edit Post

"REAL musicians have day jobs!"

I will take that one to my grave...

Ken
benson_murrensun
Member
Username: benson_murrensun

Post Number: 91
Registered: 5-2007
Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 10:18 am:   Edit Post

You know that fish-y emblem that some Christians display, that was co-opted by scientific-types to say "Darwin"? I have one on my Harley saddlebag that says, "Gefilte." I like to keep 'em guessin'.
robinc
Intermediate Member
Username: robinc

Post Number: 121
Registered: 5-2008
Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 4:01 pm:   Edit Post

"gefilte"! I love it!
altgrendel
Junior
Username: altgrendel

Post Number: 25
Registered: 5-2008
Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 4:15 pm:   Edit Post

"I love UpDoc"
edwin
Advanced Member
Username: edwin

Post Number: 393
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Sunday, January 25, 2009 - 8:14 pm:   Edit Post

When the rapture comes, can I have your car?

When the rapture comes, we'll have the planet to ourselves!

As far as the fish emblems go, I've seen some nice ones, including "sushi" "FSM" (for the flying spaghetti monster" "IXNAY" "N'CHIPS" "HINDU" with a little udder and many more!
There's a ton of them at http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html

And then there's the classic, if you can read this, you're too close!
oddmetersam
New
Username: oddmetersam

Post Number: 7
Registered: 7-2008
Posted on Sunday, January 25, 2009 - 10:03 pm:   Edit Post

I just saw this on the car in front of me today:

"Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

Here's my all-time favorite bumper sticker story. One day 30 years or so ago when my brother and I were teenagers we were riding with my mother (a dear, sweet innocent lady who didn't have a filthy bone in her body). The car in front had a sticker that read, "Save a tree. Eat a beaver". As my brother and I gaped bug-eyed, she stared with wrinkled brow then finally mused out loud, "Well, I guess beavers do kill a lot of trees..."

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