Post Number: 95
|Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 9:29 am: |
What are the best, worst, favorite, most tasteless, etc that you have seen?
"Don't let my big d**K scare you, I'm really just a nice guy"
Almost got into an accident when I saw that one. Not so much because it is that funny, but because someone actually drives around with that on thier car.
Post Number: 413
|Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 1:07 pm: |
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
Post Number: 595
|Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 2:12 pm: |
Sorry I wasn’t in church last Sunday
I was practicing witchcraft and being a lesbian
Using a feather is kinky, Using the whole chicken is perverted
this was on the back of a VW bus
Post Number: 3483
|Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 5:22 pm: |
My all time favorite (seen in 1973):
"Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts"
Post Number: 149
|Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 6:01 pm: |
Had to laugh at this one
"Another Capitalism Success Story"
Post Number: 1029
|Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 - 9:21 pm: |
What would Scooby Doo?
Post Number: 89
|Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 - 7:30 am: |
"T*ts on a Ritz, um,um, good cracker". Seen on a 63 Rambler with an 80 year old couple who looked like they where on their way to church. I laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over.
Post Number: 414
|Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 - 8:57 am: |
"Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts"
LOL, I remember seeing those on cars around here well into the '80's!
Post Number: 118
|Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 - 9:16 pm: |
"God, protect me from your followers!"
"Hell: Its not the heat, its the humidity"
Post Number: 1557
|Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2009 - 4:29 am: |
"Of all the things i lost i miss my mind the Most!"
Post Number: 806
|Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2009 - 6:11 am: |
Post Number: 150
|Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 9:12 am: |
"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm!"
Post Number: 391
|Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 10:45 am: |
Not a great bumpersticker but, rather, my all-time favorite juxtaposition, was the guy I saw with a "No Jap crap for this American" sticker proudly displayed on the spare-tire cover of his...Suzuki Samurai! I don't know if the placement was a brilliantly subtle & ironic mockery of the mindset behind the sticker or a case of complete idiocy, but it's stuck in my mind for over a decade now.
ps - "The show's not over until the fat man melts!"
(Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on January 19, 2009)
Post Number: 42
|Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 3:49 pm: |
Well Peter, I have one in the same vein as yours; one I have remembered for years.
I'm traveling on the freeway one day and I spy a car with a bumper sticker that says " Member Mensa Society". So I think, I gotta catch up to see what the really smart person looks like. I catch up, look over, and here's this guy smoking the hell out of a cigarette with all the windows up. As I let off the gas, all I can think of is, how smart do you have to be to consume something that will kill you.
My apologies to all you smokers out there.
Post Number: 1599
|Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 4:43 pm: |
I had a guy in a Toyota minivan flip me off and yell at me about my riding a "Jap bike" (my KLR was built in Thailand, just for the record) at a light just before he turned off into a Walmart. The rear of his van was covered in "Buy American" stickers... I didn't see if there was a MENSA sticker or not...
Post Number: 317
|Posted on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 10:00 am: |
"REAL musicians have day jobs!"
I will take that one to my grave...
Post Number: 91
|Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 10:18 am: |
You know that fish-y emblem that some Christians display, that was co-opted by scientific-types to say "Darwin"? I have one on my Harley saddlebag that says, "Gefilte." I like to keep 'em guessin'.
Post Number: 121
|Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 4:01 pm: |
"gefilte"! I love it!
Post Number: 25
|Posted on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 4:15 pm: |
"I love UpDoc"
Post Number: 393
|Posted on Sunday, January 25, 2009 - 8:14 pm: |
When the rapture comes, can I have your car?
When the rapture comes, we'll have the planet to ourselves!
As far as the fish emblems go, I've seen some nice ones, including "sushi" "FSM" (for the flying spaghetti monster" "IXNAY" "N'CHIPS" "HINDU" with a little udder and many more!
There's a ton of them at http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html
And then there's the classic, if you can read this, you're too close!
Post Number: 7
|Posted on Sunday, January 25, 2009 - 10:03 pm: |
I just saw this on the car in front of me today:
"Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
Here's my all-time favorite bumper sticker story. One day 30 years or so ago when my brother and I were teenagers we were riding with my mother (a dear, sweet innocent lady who didn't have a filthy bone in her body). The car in front had a sticker that read, "Save a tree. Eat a beaver". As my brother and I gaped bug-eyed, she stared with wrinkled brow then finally mused out loud, "Well, I guess beavers do kill a lot of trees..."