| Author | Message | ||
| phylo
Member Username: phylo Post Number: 95 Registered: 10-2005 |
What are the best, worst, favorite, most tasteless, etc that you have seen? "Don't let my big d**K scare you, I'm really just a nice guy" Almost got into an accident when I saw that one. Not so much because it is that funny, but because someone actually drives around with that on thier car. | ||
| jet_powers
Senior Member Username: jet_powers Post Number: 413 Registered: 2-2003 |
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" | ||
| alembic76407
Senior Member Username: alembic76407 Post Number: 595 Registered: 5-2002 |
Sorry I wasn’t in church last Sunday I was practicing witchcraft and being a lesbian Using a feather is kinky, Using the whole chicken is perverted this was on the back of a VW bus | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 3483 Registered: 7-2004 |
My all time favorite (seen in 1973): "Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts" Bill, tgo | ||
| bassfingers
Intermediate Member Username: bassfingers Post Number: 149 Registered: 11-2005 |
Had to laugh at this one "Another Capitalism Success Story" | ||
| richbass939
Senior Member Username: richbass939 Post Number: 1029 Registered: 11-2004 |
What would Scooby Doo? | ||
| kilowatt
Member Username: kilowatt Post Number: 89 Registered: 12-2004 |
"T*ts on a Ritz, um,um, good cracker". Seen on a 63 Rambler with an 80 year old couple who looked like they where on their way to church. I laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over. Regards, Pete | ||
| jet_powers
Senior Member Username: jet_powers Post Number: 414 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts" LOL, I remember seeing those on cars around here well into the '80's! -JP | ||
| robinc
Intermediate Member Username: robinc Post Number: 118 Registered: 5-2008 |
"God, protect me from your followers!" "Hell: Its not the heat, its the humidity" | ||
| keavin
Senior Member Username: keavin Post Number: 1557 Registered: 12-2002 |
"Of all the things i lost i miss my mind the Most!" | ||
| 57basstra
Senior Member Username: 57basstra Post Number: 806 Registered: 4-2005 |
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| bassfingers
Intermediate Member Username: bassfingers Post Number: 150 Registered: 11-2005 |
"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm!" | ||
| cozmik_cowboy
Advanced Member Username: cozmik_cowboy Post Number: 391 Registered: 10-2006 |
Not a great bumpersticker but, rather, my all-time favorite juxtaposition, was the guy I saw with a "No Jap crap for this American" sticker proudly displayed on the spare-tire cover of his...Suzuki Samurai! I don't know if the placement was a brilliantly subtle & ironic mockery of the mindset behind the sticker or a case of complete idiocy, but it's stuck in my mind for over a decade now. Peter ps - "The show's not over until the fat man melts!" (Message edited by cozmik_cowboy on January 19, 2009) | ||
| jedisan
Junior Username: jedisan Post Number: 42 Registered: 3-2008 |
Well Peter, I have one in the same vein as yours; one I have remembered for years. I'm traveling on the freeway one day and I spy a car with a bumper sticker that says " Member Mensa Society". So I think, I gotta catch up to see what the really smart person looks like. I catch up, look over, and here's this guy smoking the hell out of a cigarette with all the windows up. As I let off the gas, all I can think of is, how smart do you have to be to consume something that will kill you. My apologies to all you smokers out there. | ||
| 811952
Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 1599 Registered: 10-2003 |
I had a guy in a Toyota minivan flip me off and yell at me about my riding a "Jap bike" (my KLR was built in Thailand, just for the record) at a light just before he turned off into a Walmart. The rear of his van was covered in "Buy American" stickers...  I didn't see if there was a MENSA sticker or not... John | ||
| kenbass4
Advanced Member Username: kenbass4 Post Number: 317 Registered: 10-2003 |
"REAL musicians have day jobs!" I will take that one to my grave... Ken | ||
| benson_murrensun
Member Username: benson_murrensun Post Number: 91 Registered: 5-2007 |
You know that fish-y emblem that some Christians display, that was co-opted by scientific-types to say "Darwin"? I have one on my Harley saddlebag that says, "Gefilte." I like to keep 'em guessin'. | ||
| robinc
Intermediate Member Username: robinc Post Number: 121 Registered: 5-2008 |
"gefilte"! I love it! | ||
| altgrendel
Junior Username: altgrendel Post Number: 25 Registered: 5-2008 |
"I love UpDoc" | ||
| edwin
Advanced Member Username: edwin Post Number: 393 Registered: 5-2002 |
When the rapture comes, can I have your car? When the rapture comes, we'll have the planet to ourselves! As far as the fish emblems go, I've seen some nice ones, including "sushi" "FSM" (for the flying spaghetti monster" "IXNAY" "N'CHIPS" "HINDU" with a little udder and many more! There's a ton of them at http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html And then there's the classic, if you can read this, you're too close! | ||
| oddmetersam
New Username: oddmetersam Post Number: 7 Registered: 7-2008 |
I just saw this on the car in front of me today: "Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield" Here's my all-time favorite bumper sticker story. One day 30 years or so ago when my brother and I were teenagers we were riding with my mother (a dear, sweet innocent lady who didn't have a filthy bone in her body). The car in front had a sticker that read, "Save a tree. Eat a beaver". As my brother and I gaped bug-eyed, she stared with wrinkled brow then finally mused out loud, "Well, I guess beavers do kill a lot of trees..." |
