| Author | Message | ||
| crobbins
Senior Member Username: crobbins Post Number: 500 Registered: 6-2004 |
Played that hole one to many times.  | ||
| mike1762
Advanced Member Username: mike1762 Post Number: 392 Registered: 1-2008 |
...drove when he should have putted. | ||
| elwoodblue
Senior Member Username: elwoodblue Post Number: 907 Registered: 6-2002 |
hehe..good one Mike I'm guessing it's one of those bizarre Ambien stories. | ||
| hb3
Senior Member Username: hb3 Post Number: 443 Registered: 2-2005 |
Tiger! Tiger! Didst thou flee Frantic in thy SUV? Didst thy Spouse thine Iron apply To thy too-philand’ring Eye? | ||
| tbrannon
Senior Member Username: tbrannon Post Number: 1129 Registered: 11-2004 |
I hear his wife is going to release a new line of golf clubs. What golfer wouldn't want clubs that could beat Tiger? Tiger has also decided to change his nickname, but has decided to stay in the big cat family..... you guessed it, Cheetah. | ||
| crobbins
Senior Member Username: crobbins Post Number: 501 Registered: 6-2004 |
This story is like herpes...the gift that keeps on giving! | ||
| 811952
Senior Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 1773 Registered: 10-2003 |
What's the difference between and Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards.. *rim shot* He's human just like the rest of us, but with some serious golf skills... John | ||
| crobbins
Senior Member Username: crobbins Post Number: 502 Registered: 6-2004 |
Four!  | ||
| slawie
Intermediate Member Username: slawie Post Number: 135 Registered: 8-2002 |
Just proves that; The forking you get is not worth the forking you get. (poetic licence) slawie | ||
| mike1762
Advanced Member Username: mike1762 Post Number: 393 Registered: 1-2008 |
Golf Rules * Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls. * Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes. * Owner of the course must approve the equipment before may begin. * For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins. * Course owners reserve the right to restrict the shaft length to avoid any damage to the course. * Unlike outdoor golf, the goal is to get the club into the hole, while keeping the balls out. * The object of the game is to take as many strokes as deemed necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course in the future. * It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention being given to the well formed bunkers. * Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they may have played or currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. * Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course. * Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case. * Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine. * Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the request of the course owner. * It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. * The course owner will be the sole judge as to who is the best player. * Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner, and the rules are subject to change. For this reason many players prefer to continue to play several different courses. | ||
| peoplechipper
Intermediate Member Username: peoplechipper Post Number: 171 Registered: 2-2009 |
Thanks for those rules...good to know, not being a golfer! but maybe that's why I'm single...haha...Tony ps. that photo is awesome!!!! | ||
| toma_hawk01
Senior Member Username: toma_hawk01 Post Number: 406 Registered: 9-2009 |
Straight pimp at heart! He's a bad influence for even Snoop Dogg!  |
