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angelboy
Junior
Username: angelboy

Post Number: 27
Registered: 1-2004
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 7:22 am:   Edit Post

Bit of light hearted fun.............




'The fifth forth string suprise solo division'


(Bit of a crap starter but it should get us going.................!?)
bigbadbill
Member
Username: bigbadbill

Post Number: 77
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 11:38 am:   Edit Post

Frodo,Sam,Merry and Pippin find themselves stuck in the violin section...
lembic76450
Junior
Username: lembic76450

Post Number: 21
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 2:25 pm:   Edit Post

How about, to requote,"If there is no money above the 5th fret, these guys are in trouble."
kenbass4
Member
Username: kenbass4

Post Number: 61
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 3:07 pm:   Edit Post

...or, "We've got our's, you get to carry the rest"
bracheen
Intermediate Member
Username: bracheen

Post Number: 182
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 5:04 pm:   Edit Post

"Will gig for Alembics"
elzie
Advanced Member
Username: elzie

Post Number: 267
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 5:32 pm:   Edit Post

"What do you mean "where are our dates"? These ARE our dates!"

-Or-

"One time in band camp.........."

(Message edited by elzie on January 29, 2004)
jet_powers
Intermediate Member
Username: jet_powers

Post Number: 138
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 6:38 pm:   Edit Post

"Bass Command shows off weapons of bass destruction captured in sonic assault."
navybass
Junior
Username: navybass

Post Number: 22
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 6:49 pm:   Edit Post

We'll trade all of these basses for 1 Alembic.
palembic
Senior Member
Username: palembic

Post Number: 983
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 8:59 am:   Edit Post

Give all soldiers a bass and we'll have a better world...

and definitely trembling!


Paul the bad one
angelboy
Junior
Username: angelboy

Post Number: 28
Registered: 1-2004
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:18 pm:   Edit Post

'6 months of 8 note scales, Melodic Minor modes, Inversions, Jazz improv, hard assed music theory teachers..............But on graduation day, it all seems worth it.'
stoney
Advanced Member
Username: stoney

Post Number: 269
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:50 pm:   Edit Post

Bass Players...Eyeglasses....Bass Players...Eyeglasses.....hmmmmmmm.
811952
Member
Username: 811952

Post Number: 70
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:52 pm:   Edit Post

Bassic Training
bracheen
Intermediate Member
Username: bracheen

Post Number: 183
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 2:03 pm:   Edit Post

John, very good!
elzie
Advanced Member
Username: elzie

Post Number: 268
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 2:21 pm:   Edit Post

"We're with the band"

" In the spirit of technology, the Navy releases it's newest oars...."
811952
Member
Username: 811952

Post Number: 71
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5:13 pm:   Edit Post

I am told that I consistently have the nerve to state the obvious, especially when I shouldn't...
Thanks..
John
palembic
Senior Member
Username: palembic

Post Number: 986
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 1:33 am:   Edit Post

4 bass-hunters shot 2 wild uprights in Oklahoma!
alembic76407
Advanced Member
Username: alembic76407

Post Number: 240
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:28 am:   Edit Post

I knew this would happen as soon as they opened up that new BassProShop here in Oklahoma City, I'm going down to Protest the slaughter of two upright basses, it breaks my heart to see them laying on the ground with the four good ol boys standing over them holding their electric basses,somewhere there's a baby violin waiting for momma and daddy bass to come home, Damnit that makes me sick!!!! I guess they will have them stuffed and mounted over their fire places

David T (If your going to kill it, EAT IT)
elzie
Advanced Member
Username: elzie

Post Number: 269
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:37 am:   Edit Post

Well Dave,

We could hunt down the baby violin and club it ;)
bracheen
Intermediate Member
Username: bracheen

Post Number: 185
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:44 am:   Edit Post

Paul TAO, you should change your name from angelboy to instigateboy.

Paul TBO, only 12 more to go, Brother!

Sam
dadabass2001
Member
Username: dadabass2001

Post Number: 63
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:44 am:   Edit Post

This from Paul the good one??? I wonder if a bow wouldn't be a more appropriate weapon of bass destruction. ;)

Mike
alembic76407
Advanced Member
Username: alembic76407

Post Number: 241
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:49 am:   Edit Post

BTW, don't they know that upright basses are on the endangered list!!!!!!!!
alembic76407
Advanced Member
Username: alembic76407

Post Number: 242
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 7:01 am:   Edit Post

when you see Bass hunters out in the wild ,try "Stanley's revenge" let the air out of two of their tires, so they have to lug their dead upright's back to town, that will teach them.
dannobasso
Intermediate Member
Username: dannobasso

Post Number: 125
Registered: 7-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 8:18 am:   Edit Post

Women love a man in uniform.....Women love that low frequency, ovary shakin' sound of bass. Now Calvin Klein has put them together in a new perfume. "Subsession". Available in 4, 5 and 6 ounce bottles. Also available in more powerful 4 ohm strenght.

"SSSSSUUUUUBBBBBSSSSSEEESSSIIIIIOOOOONNNNNN"!
CAN YOU FELL IT?
(not responsible for any blisters and calouses that might develop during use)
elzie
Advanced Member
Username: elzie

Post Number: 270
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 9:26 am:   Edit Post

Well, you can take club in one of two ways ;) But I don't imagine there are many clubs where you can go and see a violin on stage.....


I keep trying to get Paul TBO to take the TGO title, but he wants no part of it!


Paul II

palembic
Senior Member
Username: palembic

Post Number: 987
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 10:39 am:   Edit Post

Huh-huh ...no-no
I'm bad you know ...I'm really bad ...o-oh how bad am I! BAD.

I'm the baddes bass-player in the world what is a "contradictio in terminis"
(this is NOT elf).

Paul the BAD one

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