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angelboy
Junior Username: angelboy
Post Number: 27 Registered: 1-2004
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 7:22 am: | |
Bit of light hearted fun.............
'The fifth forth string suprise solo division' (Bit of a crap starter but it should get us going.................!?) |
bigbadbill
Member Username: bigbadbill
Post Number: 77 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 11:38 am: | |
Frodo,Sam,Merry and Pippin find themselves stuck in the violin section... |
lembic76450
Junior Username: lembic76450
Post Number: 21 Registered: 5-2002
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 2:25 pm: | |
How about, to requote,"If there is no money above the 5th fret, these guys are in trouble." |
kenbass4
Member Username: kenbass4
Post Number: 61 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 3:07 pm: | |
...or, "We've got our's, you get to carry the rest" |
bracheen
Intermediate Member Username: bracheen
Post Number: 182 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 5:04 pm: | |
"Will gig for Alembics" |
elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie
Post Number: 267 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 5:32 pm: | |
"What do you mean "where are our dates"? These ARE our dates!" -Or- "One time in band camp.........." (Message edited by elzie on January 29, 2004) |
jet_powers
Intermediate Member Username: jet_powers
Post Number: 138 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 6:38 pm: | |
"Bass Command shows off weapons of bass destruction captured in sonic assault." |
navybass
Junior Username: navybass
Post Number: 22 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 6:49 pm: | |
We'll trade all of these basses for 1 Alembic. |
palembic
Senior Member Username: palembic
Post Number: 983 Registered: 9-2002
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 8:59 am: | |
Give all soldiers a bass and we'll have a better world... and definitely trembling! Paul the bad one |
angelboy
Junior Username: angelboy
Post Number: 28 Registered: 1-2004
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:18 pm: | |
'6 months of 8 note scales, Melodic Minor modes, Inversions, Jazz improv, hard assed music theory teachers..............But on graduation day, it all seems worth it.'
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stoney
Advanced Member Username: stoney
Post Number: 269 Registered: 7-2002
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:50 pm: | |
Bass Players...Eyeglasses....Bass Players...Eyeglasses.....hmmmmmmm. |
811952
Member Username: 811952
Post Number: 70 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 12:52 pm: | |
Bassic Training |
bracheen
Intermediate Member Username: bracheen
Post Number: 183 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 2:03 pm: | |
John, very good! |
elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie
Post Number: 268 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 2:21 pm: | |
"We're with the band" " In the spirit of technology, the Navy releases it's newest oars...." |
811952
Member Username: 811952
Post Number: 71 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5:13 pm: | |
I am told that I consistently have the nerve to state the obvious, especially when I shouldn't... Thanks.. John |
palembic
Senior Member Username: palembic
Post Number: 986 Registered: 9-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 1:33 am: | |
4 bass-hunters shot 2 wild uprights in Oklahoma! |
alembic76407
Advanced Member Username: alembic76407
Post Number: 240 Registered: 5-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:28 am: | |
I knew this would happen as soon as they opened up that new BassProShop here in Oklahoma City, I'm going down to Protest the slaughter of two upright basses, it breaks my heart to see them laying on the ground with the four good ol boys standing over them holding their electric basses,somewhere there's a baby violin waiting for momma and daddy bass to come home, Damnit that makes me sick!!!! I guess they will have them stuffed and mounted over their fire places David T (If your going to kill it, EAT IT) |
elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie
Post Number: 269 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:37 am: | |
Well Dave, We could hunt down the baby violin and club it ;) |
bracheen
Intermediate Member Username: bracheen
Post Number: 185 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:44 am: | |
Paul TAO, you should change your name from angelboy to instigateboy. Paul TBO, only 12 more to go, Brother! Sam |
dadabass2001
Member Username: dadabass2001
Post Number: 63 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:44 am: | |
This from Paul the good one??? I wonder if a bow wouldn't be a more appropriate weapon of bass destruction. ;) Mike |
alembic76407
Advanced Member Username: alembic76407
Post Number: 241 Registered: 5-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 6:49 am: | |
BTW, don't they know that upright basses are on the endangered list!!!!!!!! |
alembic76407
Advanced Member Username: alembic76407
Post Number: 242 Registered: 5-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 7:01 am: | |
when you see Bass hunters out in the wild ,try "Stanley's revenge" let the air out of two of their tires, so they have to lug their dead upright's back to town, that will teach them. |
dannobasso
Intermediate Member Username: dannobasso
Post Number: 125 Registered: 7-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 8:18 am: | |
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elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie
Post Number: 270 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 9:26 am: | |
Well, you can take club in one of two ways ;) But I don't imagine there are many clubs where you can go and see a violin on stage..... I keep trying to get Paul TBO to take the TGO title, but he wants no part of it! Paul II
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palembic
Senior Member Username: palembic
Post Number: 987 Registered: 9-2002
| Posted on Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 10:39 am: | |
Huh-huh ...no-no I'm bad you know ...I'm really bad ...o-oh how bad am I! BAD. I'm the baddes bass-player in the world what is a "contradictio in terminis" (this is NOT elf). Paul the BAD one |