| Author | Message | ||
| angelboy
Junior Username: angelboy Post Number: 27 Registered: 1-2004 |
Bit of light hearted fun.............  'The fifth forth string suprise solo division' (Bit of a crap starter but it should get us going.................!?) | ||
| bigbadbill
Member Username: bigbadbill Post Number: 77 Registered: 10-2003 |
Frodo,Sam,Merry and Pippin find themselves stuck in the violin section... | ||
| lembic76450
Junior Username: lembic76450 Post Number: 21 Registered: 5-2002 |
How about, to requote,"If there is no money above the 5th fret, these guys are in trouble." | ||
| kenbass4
Member Username: kenbass4 Post Number: 61 Registered: 10-2003 |
...or, "We've got our's, you get to carry the rest" | ||
| bracheen
Intermediate Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 182 Registered: 11-2003 |
"Will gig for Alembics" | ||
| elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie Post Number: 267 Registered: 8-2002 |
"What do you mean "where are our dates"? These ARE our dates!" -Or- "One time in band camp.........." (Message edited by elzie on January 29, 2004) | ||
| jet_powers
Intermediate Member Username: jet_powers Post Number: 138 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Bass Command shows off weapons of bass destruction captured in sonic assault." | ||
| navybass
Junior Username: navybass Post Number: 22 Registered: 11-2003 |
We'll trade all of these basses for 1 Alembic. | ||
| palembic
Senior Member Username: palembic Post Number: 983 Registered: 9-2002 |
Give all soldiers a bass and we'll have a better world... and definitely trembling! Paul the bad one | ||
| angelboy
Junior Username: angelboy Post Number: 28 Registered: 1-2004 |
'6 months of 8 note scales, Melodic Minor modes, Inversions, Jazz improv, hard assed music theory teachers..............But on graduation day, it all seems worth it.' | ||
| stoney
Advanced Member Username: stoney Post Number: 269 Registered: 7-2002 |
Bass Players...Eyeglasses....Bass Players...Eyeglasses.....hmmmmmmm. | ||
| 811952
Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 70 Registered: 10-2003 |
Bassic Training | ||
| bracheen
Intermediate Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 183 Registered: 11-2003 |
John, very good! | ||
| elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie Post Number: 268 Registered: 8-2002 |
"We're with the band" " In the spirit of technology, the Navy releases it's newest oars...." | ||
| 811952
Member Username: 811952 Post Number: 71 Registered: 10-2003 |
I am told that I consistently have the nerve to state the obvious, especially when I shouldn't... Thanks.. John | ||
| palembic
Senior Member Username: palembic Post Number: 986 Registered: 9-2002 |
4 bass-hunters shot 2 wild uprights in Oklahoma! | ||
| alembic76407
Advanced Member Username: alembic76407 Post Number: 240 Registered: 5-2002 |
I knew this would happen as soon as they opened up that new BassProShop here in Oklahoma City, I'm going down to Protest the slaughter of two upright basses, it breaks my heart to see them laying on the ground with the four good ol boys standing over them holding their electric basses,somewhere there's a baby violin waiting for momma and daddy bass to come home, Damnit that makes me sick!!!! I guess they will have them stuffed and mounted over their fire places David T (If your going to kill it, EAT IT) | ||
| elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie Post Number: 269 Registered: 8-2002 |
Well Dave, We could hunt down the baby violin and club it ;) | ||
| bracheen
Intermediate Member Username: bracheen Post Number: 185 Registered: 11-2003 |
Paul TAO, you should change your name from angelboy to instigateboy. Paul TBO, only 12 more to go, Brother! Sam | ||
| dadabass2001
Member Username: dadabass2001 Post Number: 63 Registered: 6-2002 |
This from Paul the good one??? I wonder if a bow wouldn't be a more appropriate weapon of bass destruction. ;) Mike | ||
| alembic76407
Advanced Member Username: alembic76407 Post Number: 241 Registered: 5-2002 |
BTW, don't they know that upright basses are on the endangered list!!!!!!!! | ||
| alembic76407
Advanced Member Username: alembic76407 Post Number: 242 Registered: 5-2002 |
when you see Bass hunters out in the wild ,try "Stanley's revenge" let the air out of two of their tires, so they have to lug their dead upright's back to town, that will teach them. | ||
| dannobasso
Intermediate Member Username: dannobasso Post Number: 125 Registered: 7-2002 |
Women love a man in uniform.....Women love that low frequency, ovary shakin' sound of bass. Now Calvin Klein has put them together in a new perfume. "Subsession". Available in 4, 5 and 6 ounce bottles. Also available in more powerful 4 ohm strenght. "SSSSSUUUUUBBBBBSSSSSEEESSSIIIIIOOOOONNNNNN"! CAN YOU FELL IT? (not responsible for any blisters and calouses that might develop during use) | ||
| elzie
Advanced Member Username: elzie Post Number: 270 Registered: 8-2002 |
Well, you can take club in one of two ways ;) But I don't imagine there are many clubs where you can go and see a violin on stage..... I keep trying to get Paul TBO to take the TGO title, but he wants no part of it! Paul II | ||
| palembic
Senior Member Username: palembic Post Number: 987 Registered: 9-2002 |
Huh-huh ...no-no I'm bad you know ...I'm really bad ...o-oh how bad am I! BAD. I'm the baddes bass-player in the world what is a "contradictio in terminis" (this is NOT elf). Paul the BAD one |
