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glocke
Senior Member
Username: glocke

Post Number: 800
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 3:42 pm:   Edit Post

http://ferrariguyforhire.com/index.html
lbpesq
Senior Member
Username: lbpesq

Post Number: 4685
Registered: 7-2004
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:25 pm:   Edit Post

And if there are more than one of you, (like 2,3, or 4) you can ride in a 2002 Cadillac for only $250 and hour! Such a deal!

Bill, tgo
crobbins
Senior Member
Username: crobbins

Post Number: 761
Registered: 6-2004
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:42 pm:   Edit Post

He def can't drive 55.
ajdover
Senior Member
Username: ajdover

Post Number: 915
Registered: 11-2003
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:47 pm:   Edit Post

This guy reminds me of Guy "douchebag" Fieri from the Food Network. Run, do not walk, away from this guy before he gives you an unpronounceable disease.
mike1762
Senior Member
Username: mike1762

Post Number: 710
Registered: 1-2008
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:56 pm:   Edit Post

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
bigredbass
Senior Member
Username: bigredbass

Post Number: 1575
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 10:24 pm:   Edit Post

Ya know, there's some things where you're just at a loss for words. This is one of them. It does, however, generate more than a few Top Ten questions:

1. Glocke, what the HELL were you searching for that THIS came up as an answer? ? ? ?

2. So, You really CAN get F360 accessories from JC Whitney?

3. Doesn't he know that any Ferrari warranty is instantly voided by gold spray-can Krylon? Has he been huffing it?

4. What, no chest hair, gold chains, or pinkie ring?

5. What band did he used to play in?

6. " . . . sure, I LOVE polka music . . . "

7. Does he ever miss an episode of 'Gene Simmons' Family Jewels'?

8. 'Whaddya mean, David Hasselhoff is the most photographed man in the world after President Obama?'

9. Now that I think about it . . . . surely . . . what band did he used to manage?

10. "When can I ditch this Gretsch and get me one of those O-lympic Tomohawk Gee-tars? They make doublenecks?"

J o e y
elwoodblue
Senior Member
Username: elwoodblue

Post Number: 1155
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 11:19 pm:   Edit Post

hehehe....Joey , thanks for that.... #1 was the first question that popped into my mind
glocke
Senior Member
Username: glocke

Post Number: 801
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 6:31 am:   Edit Post

haha..found this guy on an automotive forum I belong to...I still cant believe it..
terryc
Senior Member
Username: terryc

Post Number: 1456
Registered: 11-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 6:54 am:   Edit Post

Ah....the variety of the human race..
cje
Member
Username: cje

Post Number: 53
Registered: 5-2009
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 7:26 am:   Edit Post

Wait... WHAT?!?

Damn good thing this guy isn't holding a Further.
We'd need a forum-led intervention to remove it from the situation.
bigredbass
Senior Member
Username: bigredbass

Post Number: 1576
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 7:51 am:   Edit Post

Yeah, Greg, right after this post, I was in www.jalopnik.com (the left-field auto site) and saw it.

Of course, that's your story and you're sticking to it. . . .

J o e y
hifiguy
Advanced Member
Username: hifiguy

Post Number: 247
Registered: 10-2006
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 8:36 am:   Edit Post

Ugh. Double ugh.

A friend of mine out west owns several Ferraris. He let me drive his 550 Maranello for free in 2009. Believe you me, that is an experience I will remember until the day I die. He wants me to try his Scuderia 430 next. It's good to have friends like him. :-)

If this Sammy Hagar wannabee thinks he's improving one of Ferrari's masterpieces with gold paint, that says it all. He's clearly the kind of guy who would slap an STP sticker on the burled cocobolo front of a Series II.
hankster
Advanced Member
Username: hankster

Post Number: 249
Registered: 6-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post

That guy looks disturbingly like "Beef" from Phantom of the Paradise.

R.
hankster
Advanced Member
Username: hankster

Post Number: 250
Registered: 6-2004
Posted on Thursday, December 23, 2010 - 12:37 pm:   Edit Post

PS. When that advertisement says "ride with your unique chauffeur", it ain't kidding. Unique, indeed.

R.
peoplechipper
Advanced Member
Username: peoplechipper

Post Number: 224
Registered: 2-2009
Posted on Monday, December 27, 2010 - 11:54 pm:   Edit Post

Gads...as much as I'd love to ride in a Ferrari, I can picture myself jumping out of it at speed by his third story...nice Gretsch though...Tony.

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