| Author | Message | ||
| glocke
Senior Member Username: glocke Post Number: 800 Registered: 9-2002 |
http://ferrariguyforhire.com/index.html | ||
| lbpesq
Senior Member Username: lbpesq Post Number: 4685 Registered: 7-2004 |
And if there are more than one of you, (like 2,3, or 4) you can ride in a 2002 Cadillac for only $250 and hour! Such a deal! Bill, tgo | ||
| crobbins
Senior Member Username: crobbins Post Number: 761 Registered: 6-2004 |
He def can't drive 55. | ||
| ajdover
Senior Member Username: ajdover Post Number: 915 Registered: 11-2003 |
This guy reminds me of Guy "douchebag" Fieri from the Food Network. Run, do not walk, away from this guy before he gives you an unpronounceable disease. | ||
| mike1762
Senior Member Username: mike1762 Post Number: 710 Registered: 1-2008 |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder | ||
| bigredbass
Senior Member Username: bigredbass Post Number: 1575 Registered: 9-2002 |
Ya know, there's some things where you're just at a loss for words. This is one of them. It does, however, generate more than a few Top Ten questions: 1. Glocke, what the HELL were you searching for that THIS came up as an answer? ? ? ? 2. So, You really CAN get F360 accessories from JC Whitney? 3. Doesn't he know that any Ferrari warranty is instantly voided by gold spray-can Krylon? Has he been huffing it? 4. What, no chest hair, gold chains, or pinkie ring? 5. What band did he used to play in? 6. " . . . sure, I LOVE polka music . . . " 7. Does he ever miss an episode of 'Gene Simmons' Family Jewels'? 8. 'Whaddya mean, David Hasselhoff is the most photographed man in the world after President Obama?' 9. Now that I think about it . . . . surely . . . what band did he used to manage? 10. "When can I ditch this Gretsch and get me one of those O-lympic Tomohawk Gee-tars? They make doublenecks?" J o e y | ||
| elwoodblue
Senior Member Username: elwoodblue Post Number: 1155 Registered: 6-2002 |
hehehe....Joey , thanks for that.... #1 was the first question that popped into my mind | ||
| glocke
Senior Member Username: glocke Post Number: 801 Registered: 9-2002 |
haha..found this guy on an automotive forum I belong to...I still cant believe it.. | ||
| terryc
Senior Member Username: terryc Post Number: 1456 Registered: 11-2004 |
Ah....the variety of the human race.. | ||
| cje
Member Username: cje Post Number: 53 Registered: 5-2009 |
Wait... WHAT?!? Damn good thing this guy isn't holding a Further. We'd need a forum-led intervention to remove it from the situation. | ||
| bigredbass
Senior Member Username: bigredbass Post Number: 1576 Registered: 9-2002 |
Yeah, Greg, right after this post, I was in www.jalopnik.com (the left-field auto site) and saw it. Of course, that's your story and you're sticking to it. . . . J o e y | ||
| hifiguy
Advanced Member Username: hifiguy Post Number: 247 Registered: 10-2006 |
Ugh. Double ugh. A friend of mine out west owns several Ferraris. He let me drive his 550 Maranello for free in 2009. Believe you me, that is an experience I will remember until the day I die. He wants me to try his Scuderia 430 next. It's good to have friends like him.  If this Sammy Hagar wannabee thinks he's improving one of Ferrari's masterpieces with gold paint, that says it all. He's clearly the kind of guy who would slap an STP sticker on the burled cocobolo front of a Series II. | ||
| hankster
Advanced Member Username: hankster Post Number: 249 Registered: 6-2004 |
That guy looks disturbingly like "Beef" from Phantom of the Paradise. R. | ||
| hankster
Advanced Member Username: hankster Post Number: 250 Registered: 6-2004 |
PS. When that advertisement says "ride with your unique chauffeur", it ain't kidding. Unique, indeed. R. | ||
| peoplechipper
Advanced Member Username: peoplechipper Post Number: 224 Registered: 2-2009 |
Gads...as much as I'd love to ride in a Ferrari, I can picture myself jumping out of it at speed by his third story...nice Gretsch though...Tony. |
